AJ Simon

Bowmaster ETB on the stack, cast a bowmaster?

[Praise @tufpraise]

“Most transparent administration in history”

[AJ Simon @alexsimon1224]

@MaledictusPlaga https://t.co/7tqrNE7YEL

[AJ Simon @alexsimon1224]

@slime_machine @NorthernIion_LP The secret tech is if any of the desserts use ice cream you can just ask for a bowl since you know they have it and trust me they'll have a price for it in the system

[AJ Simon @alexsimon1224]

@terribadmtg @Mengu09 You sure you want to put a 1 mana spell in your cascade deck?

[AJ Simon @alexsimon1224]

@masoneclark @fireshoes Any thoughts on the domain version of the deck? https://t.co/HXxbgZFZyh

[Andrea Mengucci @Mengu09]

We dodged a biiiiig bullet here!!! 😅 #MTGModern

[AJ Simon @alexsimon1224]

@kelskiYT

[Trev @rizzbolt]

Let’s make it Four

[tori @bluerosetori]

Trunks as a YouTuber:

[dandelion georgism 🔰🏗 @DolphinMossad]

The older I get the more it seems like every consumer trend is just briefly renting a piece of plastic on its journey from a suicide-net Xinjiang gigafactory to the local dump.

[TCald @ThatGuyTCald]

People get the “I’m gonna kill you” virus and instantly start going to different locations

[Neet @neet_sol]

if a job ever hires you during the interview just know you’re walking into some bullshit

[(not) NOT jackson @JacksonFromTwit]

no one’s having sex, everyone’s drinking fucking cream and coke, everyone’s weirdly into being a tradwife/husband. guess it’s a mormon decade

[MetaConfluence @MetaConfluence]

Hey @MTG_Arena or @wizards_magic care to speak on this?

This is totally unacceptable.

Recognize the union and do the right thing.

@fireshoes for visibility

[Mason E-Sports Clark @masoneclark]

Millennials and Gen Z are preferring vintage cube drafts instead of having sex.

[Cabot Montana @AmanitaFugax]

“Kill your local pedophile” mfs as soon as they encounter an actual pedophile: “yeah sure I’ll sign the waiver”

[☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar]

I rewatch Revenge of the Sith almost every year, and each time, I desperately hope it turns out differently, knowing it won’t, yet still I hope. I have never rewatched any of the Star Wars sequels.

George Lucas does it differently.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

make sure you choose a password that contains capital letters, numbers, and special symbols so that someday the data broker who purchases your info can go "ooh good password" after your login details are inevitably leaked in a data breach you can do nothing to prevent

[Carlos That Notices Things @QuetzalPhoenix]

Normalize giving your kids a normal name that they dont have to explain or spell to every single person they meet for their entire life because their parents wanted to feel special.