lexus

daisy dukes preferably

[lexus @alexsisweiser]

i in fact only respond to the dms where my name is spelled wrong

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Little swimming pig and the tiny dive
https://t.co/anLhqjKTVO

[love drops @lovedropx]

“The fruit was never an apple”
— Max Svabinsky (1873-1962)

[dae✨ @loveedaee]

idk. that's just not true. i literally birthed him.

[🇵🇸💌 @ang3l0nline]

witnessing this level of cunt as a child literally rewired my brain

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

David Beckham claims this viral video from 2007 was real

[🪩 @bambinasalina]

me when my friends try to hang up the phone on me and I distract them with a new topic

[sven @barhvas]

this keeps me up at night

[☔ @Whotfismick]

You don’t drive off until you see that person walk into their house

[Princess @themultiplemom]

Me: good morning my mermaid

My 2yo: I not mermaid anymore

Me: okay

Her: I a fish with hair

Me:

[Sims 🇨🇩 @leizenomis]

The DR Congo players used the national anthem to protest/raise awareness of the atrocities happening in Eastern Congo.

Guys, I am close to tears 💔

Mon paye 🇨🇩💛

[𖤐 Bri 𖤐 @BriAnimator_]

Me after thinking about my dog’s chances of survival in A Quite Place scenario (he barks at strangers)

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

Common cold would run through that bitch like a tomb raider omg

[Tesla Owusu @halema_hendrix]

Yall losing the plot. THREE skyscrapers were EMPTY in a city that’s has one of the biggest HOMELESS populations in the US of A

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

im crying yo UK Niggas really see their opps and be like "En Garde!"🤺

[Pelham @Resist_05]

It’s now almost certain the tunnels found at the Chabad synagogue in Brooklyn were designed for child sex tracking.

This footage released shows the Jewish synagogue had dystopian tunnels made with stained mattresses that have been sent for forensic analysis.

Items such as baby high chairs and clothing have also been taken by forensics.

A group of extremist students were blamed for the child abduction tunnels and attempted to bury the tunnels with cement before forensics could begin their investigations.

Advocates for child sex abuse say Israel has become a “refuge for pedophiles” and many Jewish-Americans hide from justice in Israel…🇮🇱

[Rap Alert @rapalert6]

Someone give the Bronx Golden Coral social media manager a raise. 😭

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Theory on how light can effect attention span

[Morbid Knowledge @MorbidKnowledge]

In 1994, near her South African home, Alison Botha faced a horrific abduction.

Frans du Toit and Theuns Kruger took her to a remote area where they subjected her to rape, disembowelment, and near-decapitating throat slashes. Despite enduring 30 stab wounds and 16 neck slashes, Botha miraculously remained conscious.

Left alone with sand and broken glass, she etched her attackers' names incase she died.

Recognizing a chance at survival, she spotted headlights in the distance. Holding her nearly decapitated head and keeping her intestines in place, she staggered towards the road.

Discovered by veterinary student Tiaan Eilerd, Botha was promptly aided by emergency services. One doctor noted the unprecedented severity of her injuries. Remarkably, she made a full recovery and has shared her story in over 35 countries.