Alex Slaughter

oldest child with an unhealthy amount of anxiety and a little bit of a god complex

[Alex Slaughter @alexslaughter29]

stoop time with the girlies is a religious experience

[Alex Slaughter @alexslaughter29]

@probioticprince Necessities only

[Alex Slaughter @alexslaughter29]

headshot photographer said it was “charming” how uneven my buns were

[Alex Slaughter @alexslaughter29]

New headshots 🥰

[Alex Slaughter @alexslaughter29]

New superpower: unlocked

[Alex Slaughter @alexslaughter29]

The feminine urge to call everyone I know and tell them I love them after I watch the movie Click

[Alex Slaughter @alexslaughter29]

Random girl at bar crawl told me my teeth are the kind that her dental office searches for for denture models. I can die peacefully now.

[Alex Slaughter @alexslaughter29]

Watching Without a Paddle, crying, and shoving burnt pesto chicken in my mouth. This is Thursday.

[Alex Slaughter @alexslaughter29]

If you drink half of a five hour energy, do you have a ton of energy for 2.5 hours or half energy for 5 hours? Serious inquiries only

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

Supreme Court my ass

[Alex Slaughter @alexslaughter29]

Man! I feel like a woman 😭

[A. @fashionfaguette]

Lenny Kravitz’s house in Miami, designed by Architröpolis, 1999'

[Alex Slaughter @alexslaughter29]

found out my ex boyfriend is at my house via BeReal

[Alex Slaughter @alexslaughter29]

Currently hungover at work mauling a family-sized bag of jalapeño Cheetos like it was the only thing I was put on this earth to do

[Elmer Fudge @versacemalkin]

there are too many laws. how am I supposed to remember all these

[Alex Slaughter @alexslaughter29]

Just won $250 from @LoyolaFinAid in Damen!!