alex🔮💜🧚🏼🍀✨

[liz 🌙 is watching 911/the pitt (taylors version) @lizreadingera]

liam payne dead in argentina because he “fell” off a balcony on a random wednesday in 2024?!?!

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

someone who works for the airport told me that if you get very close to the baggage carousel and block everyone else while you wait for your bag, it’ll arrive faster. it arrives even faster if you bring your whole family right up next to the carousel

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

happy 14th birthday one direction

[Granite Man 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @GraniteDhuine]

I can't believe we used to pay for ringtones. If my phone rang now, I'd take a hammer to it.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you finally text everyone back but they respond right away

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry i didn't respond i started cooking a recipe that said it would take 30 minutes and it actually took 40 years

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

my social battery has exploded Killing several innocent bystanders

[Imani Gandy is at BlueSky Now @AngryBlackLady]

not only is this untrue, it is offensive to people who have dementia patients in their lives whose personalities have absolutely been changed by this disease.

[clare @sadderlizards]

can i come over and ask you a million billion questions

[𖤐 Bri 𖤐 @BriAnimator_]

Me coming to tell you about a new horror movie I just learned about

[prncs ♥︎ @prncslayy]

the [as] trend was so cute

[kiwikinz ^-^ @peeholelicker]

if U want to date me U must answer your daily riddles three:
1. are U mad at me
2. do U still like me
3. am i bothering U