Alex Stanhope

Web Designer, Photographer, Culture Junkie, Sometime Educator, Self-Confessed Bon Viveur

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@eljmayes Really does rather seem that way, doesn't it? It's a subject that crops up every single week nowadays. It's almost as if there's nothing else going on in the world right now. Bonkers!

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@darylginn In a heartbeat. Yes, I would take the money and run!

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@darylginn When the client thinks the logo isn’t quite big enough. Simples.

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Hey @Facebook! Might I politely suggest turning it on and off again? #somuchschadenfreude

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@OlympicHomes_AG @LinkedInUK @HomesEngland @Luhcgovuk @michaelgove Posted a link to the job description via my own LinkedIn account an hour ago, and hey presto, both the job page itself as well as my post have disappeared! #howverybizarre

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@RobertJenrick @Conservatives The only thing that’s a source of embarrassment around here is your seeming inability to end the #claddingscandal. In fact, I’d go so far as saying it’s a national disgrace.

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@mark71307971 @FraserNelson @RobertJenrick @ConHome As a result of this, they have lost any chance of my vote for as long as I continue to draw breath. I would rather repeatedly slam my testicles in a filing cabinet drawer than cast my vote in their favour.

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@solar639 @team_greenhalgh @MatthewEllis @StaffsPFCC @StaffsFireChief I’d have to say that bankruptcy and living in potential deathtraps is pretty damn bleak. Oh, it’s also a national disgrace too.

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@annesmi29066444 @RobertJenrick So, here’s the thing. Robert and his ilk will carry on sleeping perfectly well, as it’s not their lives on the line. They used to call the Tory party “The Nasty Party”. They’re not that at all. They’re actually downright evil.

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@DriverTsoi @RobertJenrick Of course he isn’t listening! Far too busy protecting his property developer buddies (who just happen to be major party donors).

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@trevolly @RobertJenrick Of course our old chum @robertjenrick isn’t going to answer your question. That would suggest he actually gave a damn…

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@RobertJenrick What’s the point of owning your own home if you’re going to be saddled with potential bankruptcy due to building safety issues that weren’t your fault, pray tell?

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@instagram Is your registration process working? Seem to be having major issues setting up a new account.

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@SteelsRest @Paymentsense I've seen double payments arising throughout the summer, and not just 29th August, on a site I look after for one of my clients - the last one was yesterday, so it doesn't appear to have been isolated to a single day.

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@UK2 Hey there! Are you guys having a few issues this morning? Don't seem to be able to access any of my dedicated servers or VPS units - and your own site isn't loading!

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Congratulations to sladesfarmequestrian on such a resoundingly successful horse trekking open… https://t.co/9WZxydG9Tg

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Looking classy, Southsea! There was a blisteringly cold breeze on the seafront this evening, but… https://t.co/jCE8xUSWlV

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Wow! Just. Wow! It’s hardly surprising that joachimofficial’s “Born to Paint” solo show was… https://t.co/LY32oqFbPj

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Even with the mercury hovering dangerously close to the -5ºC mark (and lower if accounting for… https://t.co/dqySjskEza