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as heard on the radio

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released my favorite song I've ever made today!

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ooooh baby, dropping a psych-rock song in 2 weeks, an indie-rock song in a month and a trap song on September 11th. what a year to fear the veneers of this domineer!

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jujitsu kaisen season 2 lingers like an amish girl at a bake sale. my god. too many characters. too confusing. I know anime is all about filler but this shits killing me. everyone hyped this show up for me. WHEN DOES IT GET GOOD!?

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low key freaks me out most communication on the internet now is people posting memes. like one person will post a meme then all the comments are memes.

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@cheekfaceREAL trick question: indie rock sounds best with bad singers.

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thanking god everyday I quit drinking before I discovered temu sells guitar pedals

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and just like that I think I have a 5 piece band?? and they play everything better than I can!? I may become the first solo artist in music history to be kicked out of my own, self titled solo project

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I keep reading people's comments how such and such singer is sounding "better than ever" or "exactly like the record" cuz nobody seems to grasp how many artist use backing tracks/pre-recorded Vox nowadays🙈

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it's really creepy to me how all these gas stations are becoming one stop shops, gas, booze, food, gambling, people spend HOURS at gas stations now. kinda like social media doesn't want you to leave. society is really on the skirts rn.

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why is everyone OBSESSED with saving pennies on gas?!?! my buddy was like "I GET 24 CENTS OFF A GALLON NOW!" he filled up and saved 4 dollars. I'm like you just bought 20 bucks worth of beef jerky you didn't even eat. people's money priorities are weeeeeird

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really hope this whole "2 step verification" trend dies out, super tired of dancing every time I login to my email

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white women who based their personality off annoying ass bjork interviews DEPART from me. the bitch think she’s a pixie you are an imp. you know how a tv works quit playing, go to haircut school and leave me alone

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@MikieMayo That Drexel Dragon is gonna do its best though! Offering classes for students to help finish their degrees.

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@MikieMayo never before, in one place did I met so many people that if I hadn't sat next to them for four years I wouldn't have believed they were real if they were characters in a cartoon show.

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this is the year I was hospitalized, heard on the radio, beat breath of the wild and was hit by a bus. not a bad start! let's keep it goinnnnn, god, zeus, Allah, buddha, whichever one of yas is pullin my strings!

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holy fucking shit I finally beat breath of the fucking wild. 4 years. 4 fucking years of this shit. I'm never playing a fucking video game again. christ almighty. feels good and like a huge waste of time all at once.

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got banned from insta cuz I started postin pics of shit cuz all the zoomers and alphies told me I need to do foto dumps 😕

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last Saturday night me and my girlfriends all painted my nails and all this week mine chipped and I keep telling them "SEE! these are what a MANS nails look like!" and I think it's very, VERY funny

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thought that getting sober would help the ol short term memory but absolutely STUMPED as to why I named a demo "Hey! KFC" just 2 days ago what a wild brain I have!

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A melodic rocker with ’70s Motown and soul inspiration, “Let You in” is a smooth success from Pennsylvania-based artist Alex Stanilla (@alexstanilla). https://t.co/oxcsEvjrER

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I love in anime when they explain exactly what their plan is and then act surprised when their opponent figures out their plan two episodes later