Alex Thomas

PSU '20 🎗

[Penn State Football @PennStateFball]

just gonna leave this here… 🐶

[Alex Thomas @alexsthomas4]

Me leaving the bar with 11 vodka sodas in my system

[Alex Thomas @alexsthomas4]

You think you’re young and full of life until one day you find yourself through security 2 hours before your flight boards

[CogginToboggan @CogginToboggan]

It’s Red October.

[Alex Thomas @alexsthomas4]

@THON JORTS SZN 😍

[Scranton Str(Engel)er @BenEngel22]

Today is the day ☮️

[Alex Thomas @alexsthomas4]

@Stapleton1997 I know who’s on my ballot (5.1 IP, 10 H, 12 R, 12 ER, 9 BB, 2 K, 4 HR, 3.56 WHIP, 20.26 ERA)

[Alex Thomas @alexsthomas4]

Me as a direct consequence of Penn State football starting back up

[Interesting @interestingaf]

Still growing strong: 700lbs and gaining 49lbs a day.

[Alex Thomas @alexsthomas4]

@samcrystallum Not us streaming Peppa Pig sipping on skinny bitches

[Alex Thomas @alexsthomas4]

@samcrystallum Money is fake I’m in

[Alex Thomas @alexsthomas4]

@samcrystallum Don’t we all

[Alex Thomas @alexsthomas4]

@samcrystallum These are the questions that I need answered

[Alex Thomas @alexsthomas4]

@samcrystallum @alessiascillia A comedy

[Demon Time @DemonTimeTweet]

🚨BREAKING🚨

It’s time. 😈⏰🐅

[Alex Thomas @alexsthomas4]

@PatrickEaton15 #NewProfilePic

[Alex Thomas @alexsthomas4]

Avatar state yip yip

[Alex Thomas @alexsthomas4]

@SportsCenter @leahmichellee_ 😤

[Patrick Eaton @PatrickEaton15]

#NewProfilePic

[James @CaucasianJames]

just realized i haven’t climbed a tree in years. perhaps those days are in the past. guess i’ll just check my fucking credit score or something

[Alex Thomas @alexsthomas4]

@Stapleton1997 I have never seen so much dick sucked