Alex 🥤

Single Daddy, Can't grow beard, game lover, car lover, Full time worker, Car painter, 70% Sober, Mamas boy, HBO Binger, Adept Movie quoter, Master Cuddler

[Alex 🥤 @AlexTheAlky]

This is just a Grave now.

[Alex 🥤 @AlexTheAlky]

@Reese10Angel Caitlinn is better than you. Humble yourself. Help your community. Stop spending your money on dumb shit.

[Alex 🥤 @AlexTheAlky]

@elonmusk you'll still be a billionaire if you make this app how it used to be. It sucks now. It's not better.

[Alex 🥤 @AlexTheAlky]

@Battlefield Bra Fucking Vo guys
Fuck @CallofDuty this is the shit. Thank you

[Alex 🥤 @AlexTheAlky]

@Battlefield
Bra fucking Vo Bros. Fuck @CallofDuty this shit is so much fun. Buying deluxe version release DAY!

[Alex 🥤 @AlexTheAlky]

@Microsoft sooo, I can still watch all the media that I've purchased through @Xbox for the past 16 yrs until you eventually decide to pull the plug on the servers??

[Alex 🥤 @AlexTheAlky]

@Microsoft sooo, I can continue to view the media I've purchased on @Xbox for the past 14yrs until you eventually decide to pull the plug on the servers?

[Alex 🥤 @AlexTheAlky]

@FugginDeezy @JosephF62710202 "ILL FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE; AND KILL YOU!!!!"

[Alex 🥤 @AlexTheAlky]

This diet is really really hard to start.

[Alex 🥤 @AlexTheAlky]

So single I never have to worry about what's on my phone.

[Alex 🥤 @AlexTheAlky]

Sex is great and all, but have you ever had QT Mac and Cheese??

[Alex 🥤 @AlexTheAlky]

Just a personal preference to not mess with women named after Cars

[Alex 🥤 @AlexTheAlky]

My Mandela Effect is that in the 90s my favorite Corn Nutz was in a Pink bag; and now I absolutely can't even find proof of its existence, but I know it was there cause it was my favorite!

[Alex 🥤 @AlexTheAlky]

@stewnami Do you pluck em?

[Alex 🥤 @AlexTheAlky]

I'm at Grey Nose Hair age, but I hate pulling em out. I just tuck that shit in. "Get back in there!"

[Alex 🥤 @AlexTheAlky]

Sometimes it hits me; that I'm carrying a tiny TV with me 24/7

[Alex 🥤 @AlexTheAlky]

She had a Skydiving photo and I just don't wanna take that chance of her trying to make me do that with her.

[Alex 🥤 @AlexTheAlky]

"Single mama of 4. They will always come first."

Yeah no shit. They'll all hold you down and keep you from leaving.

[Alex 🥤 @AlexTheAlky]

There's a corn dog stick behind my furniture somewhere

[Alex 🥤 @AlexTheAlky]

Watching Liar Liar as a Kid and watching it as a separated parent is a totally different level