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Tom Petty Fre Fallib Trap Redux.mp3// World’s foremost Australian guy///// been swangin a big hammer breakin rocks

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*Pin*

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11-year-old Sam just won free Chick-fil-A for a year.

I think we can all relate...

Learn more about the new Cheektowaga location at 11.
@WGRZ

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You may have noticed I’ve slowed down on posting about the whereabouts of known bastard Joseph “Joey” Kony 2012 jr. rest assured there are boots on the ground. More to come

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Nobody ever talks about how weird it is that Kony's last name was "2012"

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At this point it’s either we find Kony or people are going to get tired of looking

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It’s my birthday

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It’s my birthday

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Not many people know this but “TWIN” is actually an acronym that stands for

T iny
W iddle
I dentical
N eighbor

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He’s making a list ✍️
He’s checking it twice 🧐
He’s gonna find out who’s fucking my wife 😡

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@grok The first one was much closer. The draw bridge should be really small and between his legs

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@grok can you make me an image of a knight in a suit of armor with a draw bridge in the suit in the area in front of the genitals? It should have a crank handle

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@grok The draw bridge should be a part of the suit. The goal of the draw bridge is to contain his penis and balls.

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Biggest little guy in the big guy contest

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@DonnyThePerson Still time to pull this one

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This just about decides it

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Is juggling magic?

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Just found out something FUCKED UP happened yesterday 2000 years ago.

A VERY nice lady, well let’s just say something happened to her and now she has a pretty important baby.

Going to #learn more about this. I’ll be back

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@thedarshakrana Stupid ass

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@DarthMahm @EvilMopacATX Heyyy a bunch of people worked super hard on this and the owner is a great guy so let’s don’t 🤪

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@EvilMopacATX https://t.co/pHnd0I4TJ9

Our original post as evidence

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@EvilMopacATX Hi! I own the business who did this work! I’d love it if you’d be able to credit us in some way 🥹

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Put This As Your Status And See What People Rate You : 1-crazy, 2-i'd marry you, 3-talkative, 4-sarcastic , 5-i miss you , 6-i'd kiss you, 7-moody, 8-dumb ,9-energetic , 10-spoiled , 11-random , 12-hot , 13-funny 14-fit, 15-amazing ,16-tough , 17-cute ,18-beautiful ,19-nerd , 20-

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Bitch.

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KONYYYYY

IM COMING!!!!!!!

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MOTHER FUCKERRRRRRRR!!!!!