alex

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[alex @alextheflop]

MY DOGS DESERVE THE WORLD. my education is all for the both of you😌✊🏽

[maria | fig🇩🇴 @figtion]

“listen up liberal”
*cums*

[alex @alextheflop]

thinking about the time my ex & i got into an argument & i cried & he then proceeded to take a picture of me to tell me how “pretty” i look when i cry😭 im SICK

[Freya 🦌🌸 @normalfreya]

"men must go on sex strike"
really??? 🥹🥹🥹 you promise??? 🥺🥺🥺

[maricota @otroatardeecer]

O ano é 2022 e você está prestes a escutar o álbum que vai alterar completamente a química do seu cérebro

[Cunter Eaglemen (top 0.5% on OF) @cuntereaglemen]

He was a racist podcaster

[sofia @badbunita]

babyboy, honeybee <3

[bippa @rongbippa]

Chinese lesbian twitter putting box munchin tutorials on my tl at 8am like the morning papers

[ᵉᵐᵐᵃ @litupemma]

we are living in a dystopian sitcom at this point how is this real

[Scott Barber @thescottbarber]

This is what Christianity actually looks like in practice

[sofia @badbunita]

De hecho Bad Bunny tiene una canción sobre eso

[💕Erika Kirk’s Pussy Wig Updates🪷 @MaybeASwiftie89]

Erika tmr:

[Mercy The Bird 🐦 @GreenBirbGirl]

if you fall for this you are actual cattle

[l u i s a ۶۟ৎ @biconrozanov]

@halseroine @illyyaaaaaaaa she is dating every bi girls type and i respect her for it

[Snow @snowsinterest]

Trinity and Bryce:

[brandon* @brndxix]

every zohran mamdani headline

[alex @alextheflop]

whenever someone puts their phone on DND right after i text them, i assume they’re trying to tell me to stfu🧍‍♀️

[Amizo @AfricanKhaIeesi]

KC still not understanding why the girls and people do not like him is truly diabolical. He literally never self reflects and doesn’t think what he did to Aniya is wrong in any way.

[alex @alextheflop]

i thought it was bc of how his breath smelled LMFAOOOOOO (from when Parmida told him to brush his teeth)

[☆ @ctrlamyrah]

“i heard him breathe and then i did know it was corbin” 🚬

[. @aIovetrilogy]

you know how much of a stupid trifling lying bitch you have to be to get bryce to participate in whacking you