Alex

[Alex @alexthepackage]

when you gon stop eating shrimps with the wimps and come eat lobster with a monster

[Alex @alexthepackage]

@CODMW4Informer @CODMW4Store tbh i eat poop

[Alex @alexthepackage]

2 days ago i considered going sober. today i could really use a drink or 2 or 10

[donald boat @laserboat999]

@TheBarr_ Running out of gunpowder in the alamo

[KISS @kiss]

We are devastated by the passing of Ace Frehley. He was an essential and irreplaceable rock soldier during some of the most formative foundational chapters of the band and its history. He is and will always be a part of KISS's legacy. Our thoughts are with Jeanette, Monique and all those who loved him, including our fans around the world.

[tequila baggins @miamibrando]

When you smell your ex gf’s laundry detergent in public

[teryn @youngtiddy]

being the funny friend is so hard cause it’s like ughhh im good at bowling too

[Alex @alexthepackage]

sushi plus sending rolls out on optimus prime trucks is so badass

[Loky @lokymann]

Being able to say “hey this bothers me” … & seeing the change almost instantly 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢

[misa! @misak1nz]

i be butt naked texting people and they’ll never know

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

how tf you mad at me for being mad at you about something you did to me

[Alex @alexthepackage]

late for work. hungover. listening to radiohead. she looks like the real thing.

[Alex @alexthepackage]

hard boiled eggs are tight

[Simu Liu @SimuLiu]

A man who never eats pork bun is never a whole man.

[HYPEX @HYPEX]

A 'BLADE RUNNER 2049 x FORTNITE' COLLAB IS RUMORED TO BE IN THE WORKS 🔥

[VIA @NotPaloleaks]

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

AriZona Iced Tea is still 99 cents

[໊ @wynrosei]

“what’s your music taste?” idk man, if it sounds good, i’m adding it to the playlist