Alex Tortellini

all movies suck | he/him

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Why does the Oppenheimer score fit so well over Stephen A. Smith???

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

We don't know what to say. Just watch.

[Lucy B. Camaro @lucyrocks95]

found this picture from my 18th birthday party. why did i make everyone watch trainspotting

[Alex Tortellini @AlexTolerico]

“Oh you meal prep?”

No, I pack my lunch. I’m not an Instagram hustle culture frat boy. I have food, I want to eat it later, so I pack it. I’ve been doing it since the 4th grade. It’s not complicated.

This isn’t funny I just wanted to say that the term “meal prep” is stupid.

[Alex Tortellini @AlexTolerico]

Getting my roommates Peacock log in in exchange for my New York Times login. This is how society SHOULD be.

[Travis Chapman @Travispaints]

My entry to the federal duck stamp art contest did not win.

[Alex Tortellini @AlexTolerico]

@EmiDTV I really wish it was

[Маделейн . @normalmadeline]

she has the kind of sadness in her eyes you only see in people from Pennsylvania

[Alex Tortellini @AlexTolerico]

Why are you being so mean to your NYC friends?

Me:
#EaglesNation

[Miguel @thatdaffyduck]

Bill Watterson don't give a damn and I love it lmao

[Alex Tortellini @AlexTolerico]

To Rishi Sunak, wearing a seatbelt is like paying overseas taxes on your family’s income:
✨optional✨

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Prime Minister Rishi Sunak of Britain was fined by the police for not wearing a seatbelt after he posted an Instagram video of himself riding in a car without one, he acknowledged on Friday. His office did not disclose the amount he would pay. https://t.co/ejvGyaGxMZ

[Alex Tortellini @AlexTolerico]

@SchuylerCharlie Charles I just hope you’re okay

[Alex Tortellini @AlexTolerico]

Stevie Nicks fan gf and Joy Division fan bf

[HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN]

With Margaret.

[Alex Tortellini @AlexTolerico]

I don’t think we appreciate just how loaded the cast of Mad Men is

[Alex Tortellini @AlexTolerico]

it’s only been two days but this has aged horribly

[Alex Tortellini @AlexTolerico]

@rileyalockett The last picture especially is physically painful to look at

[Alex Tortellini @AlexTolerico]

Santa seeing cookies on the table

[Phils Nation @PHLPhilNation]

Lmk when Taylor Swift does this