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[A L E X @alextoles]

I never thought I could find a more toxic community than #Halo, but I did. #RocketLeague community acts like they’ve done something so accomplishing playing hot wheels to the point they act worse than halo and that’s a harder game to play than RL. Get humbled please.

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@AmericaPapaBear Once again like I’ve said before…. The window magically was tented in the first video and gone in the second ….. gullible ppl

[A L E X @alextoles]

@AmericaPapaBear How did the windows detent themself? 🤔

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@isaacrrr7 It’s like a lion pack.. and guy on the ground is legit just waiting for it all to unfold.

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@AbongeCollins @whowhatwhywhen0 @izthisJudah NPC’s. This comment was GENIUS for interaction.

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@Rachaelmar1e @Stillhereclown @raphousetv7 Get off the drugs and discipline your kids.
An ass whooping didn’t hurt anybody, but those drugs sure as hell will.

[Suzee Q @SusieM414141]

I am DYING laughing! Get this dang cat a catio!!

Kitty gymnastics at work!

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

Normalize being a tomboy again without needing to become a boy:

[JOKAMRREDPILLZ @JOKAQARMY1]

Coincidence or Matrix Error

[A L E X @alextoles]

@eval_hub Do people actually believe this? lol
Such bad acting

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

I think I know why everything sucks...

...and it's because everything is fake

We are getting fake college degrees that cost 4 years and six figures that teach you fake education and get you fake jobs.

We are eating fake food, with fake ingredients, funded by fake research.

We are scrolling through fake lives, with fake relationships, who take fake, curated vacations to promote brands that make fake products.

We are voting for fake candidates, who run on fake promises, inside a fake system that was never designed to fix anything.

We are raising kids in fake schools that teach fake history, fake science, which quietly produce fake adults who can't think for themselves.

We are watching fake news, about fake crises, produced by fake journalists, for fake outrage.

We are borrowing fake money that was printed from nothing, to fund a fake economy that would collapse in an afternoon if people stopped pretending it was real.

We are buying fake organic food that's just a paid label, and drinking fake juice with two percent juice in it, and putting fake cheese on cheeseburgers that's just "cheese product" on fake burger meat.

We are donating to fake nonprofits where the moeny never makes it to the people and then funding fake foreign aid that buys real weapons to prop up fake governments.

We are going to fake therapy that teaches fake coping skills instead of telling you hard truths.

We are buying fake furniture made of fake wood that's actually compressed sawdust and glue that looks like wood, ships in fourteen boxes with instructions written in a fake language that isn't quite any language, requires tools it doesn't include, takes 4 hours to build, wobbles on day 1, and is totally destroyed in 6 months.

We are downloading fake "free" apps that charge a subscription after three days for AI features that don't work, hidden behind a paywall we didn't see, protected by a privacy policy we didn't read, buried inside Terms of Service written by lawyers specifically so we wouldn't read them, that we agreed to by tapping a button the size of a thumbnail, that gave a company we've never heard of the right to sell our data to companies we'll never hear of, to build a profile on us we'll never see, to influence decisions we'll never know were made.

IT. IS. ALL. FAKE.

And we all yearn for what was once real.

Don't you remember? Did you forget?

There was a time with a simple handshake between men was a contract.

When bread went stale because... well, that's what real bread does!

When kids played outside all day until it was dark, and nobody tracked them.

When a family could live off a single income.

When music was made by people who LIVED something real and you could feel it.

When schools was HARD... and that was the point!

When doctors knew your name and your family, they even came to your house,

When you bought something once... and it was yours forever.

When the chair your grandmother bought once lasted 70 years and she passed it onto your dad.

And now nothing is real, and that's why everything sucks.

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

"You've been awake for two hours already, get out of bed now"

Literally me:

[Abby @Abbywabby01]

"My highschool used to do random test for illegal substances"

[Dave @GamewithDave]

Gaming after 10pm while the rest of the house is asleep.

[Joe Rogan Podcast News @joeroganhq]

Watch Andrew Schulz’s reaction as Joe Rogan does his thing.

[, @Zvbear]

These look so fire on Women but they prefer to get French tips because they are robots