Alexandra Tomsik Alexander

the dopest on the ropest

[Alexandra Tomsik Alexander @alextomsik]

How do you celebrate your 1st anniversary wknd when your husband has the flu?? You drink w the ordained minister that married you

[Alexandra Tomsik Alexander @alextomsik]

My mom says “David and I” to me like I don’t know who David is… he is my father

[Alexandra Tomsik Alexander @alextomsik]

@jspride3 Oh no lololol like when that old lady told me she was working the “polls” but I thought she meant “poles”

[Alexandra Tomsik Alexander @alextomsik]

Me 🥵

[Alexandra Tomsik Alexander @alextomsik]

My text thread to my mom are basically just all me writing paragraphs and her responding once in a blue moon with a one liner lolololol

[Alexandra Tomsik Alexander @alextomsik]

I watched a girl in the car in front of me do her entire makeup routine and I just know she smells good

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Michael Jackson doing the robot on the Cher Show, 1975

[Alexandra Tomsik Alexander @alextomsik]

Flowers by Miley Cyrus is When I Was Your Man by Bruno Mars

[Alexandra Tomsik Alexander @alextomsik]

I’m looking forward to getting back in my jeans in 2023

[Alexandra Tomsik Alexander @alextomsik]

I just have this feeling our baby is going to be….. shy? Don’t ask me why but that’s the vibe I’m getting from her

[Alexandra Tomsik Alexander @alextomsik]

I accidentally did this to my mom one time in Walmart and thought I was actually going to see the gates of heaven that day

[Nicole Polizzi @snooki]

Clipped my husband in target. The drama.

[Alexandra Tomsik Alexander @alextomsik]

@jspride3 Same!!!! It took a minute and then was mindblown

[Alexandra Tomsik Alexander @alextomsik]

Woah

[Alexandra Tomsik Alexander @alextomsik]

@abeth_thigpen @ReadWorks @nikdee14 Science rulesssss *Bill Nye theme song*

[Alexandra Tomsik Alexander @alextomsik]

Hahahahahahahahaha

[‧͙⁺˚*･༓ abrienne ༓･*˚⁺‧͙ @siighchedelic]

this is a photo of my great grandmother (1960), she was a passionate womens rights activist. she never stopped fighting for change, she refused to be silenced, and she inspires me every day ❤️ i love you grandma

[Alexandra Tomsik Alexander @alextomsik]

I’ve never related so much to the old chant “my backs aching, my bras too tight, my booty shaking from the left to the right” 🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼🤰🏼

[baby cowboy @nessabarrett]

the power u hold when u do what u want to do

[Alexandra Tomsik Alexander @alextomsik]

Yeah getting away is great, but I miss my cat and my sister @WALKN_away

[Alexandra Tomsik Alexander @alextomsik]

Boundary pushers make me have more boundaries 🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️🙅🏼‍♀️ I can’t be the only one???

[Alexandra Tomsik Alexander @alextomsik]

I’ve literally been cold since 1992

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

if a tiktok got u laughing, the comments gon have you gasping for air