Alex

there's always money in the banana stand

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

We should refer to this period in history simply as “The Circumstances.”

[Alex @alextramilam]

So we’re accepting “Noble Prizes” instead of Nobel Peace Prize, but not palliative??! Good grief - please bring back @KenJennings permanently #Jeopardy

[El Arroyo @ElArroyo_ATX]

And a mild sunburn

[KXAN News @KXAN_News]

#BREAKING: Alcohol-to-go is now PERMANENTLY legal in Texas 🥂 Cheers!

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[Alex @alextramilam]

I dreamed that I bought a new pair of glasses, attended some seminar with Jeff Goldbum and kept running through the room, screaming his name. #thankujeff

[365 Things Austin @365ThingsAustin]

And so it begins...

[Alex @alextramilam]

This book just blew my mind in 7 pieces. MUST read it, y'all!

[Raven Books @BloomsburyRaven]

🎉A massive congratulations and winged applause to the one and only @stu_turton! The Seven Deaths of Evelyn Hardcastle is the WINNER of the Costa First Novel Award 2018! #SevenDeaths @CostaBookAwards 🏆🍾

[Alex @alextramilam]

Gingerbread pancakes and 3 cups of coffee. HALP

[Alex @alextramilam]

Monday. Moonday. Mental day. Everyone should have Mondays to "adult" - like eye exams and… https://t.co/epbVIf2yZ6

[Alex @alextramilam]

Regroup.
Rebuild.
Reward. @ East Austin Succulents https://t.co/0DqV3TeI35

[Alex @alextramilam]

Just posted a photo https://t.co/TrvTCsuB8s

[billy chapata. @iambrillyant]

they are scared of women like you. women with hearts big enough to house suitcases full of pain. women with laughs so therapeutic they can heal wounds. women with passion fierce enough to start wildfires. they are scared of what they can’t tame or understand.

[Alex @alextramilam]

My treefort became a time warp last weekend, making pretties with the best bchensz for her ultra… https://t.co/5rPaaglkif

[Alex @alextramilam]

K BYYYE
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#Repost worldofartists
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Something on the internet we can all agree on 💯
Follow… https://t.co/gno9qLIJid

[Alex @alextramilam]

First cup o' joe in my new spot. https://t.co/uUdietNSLN

[Swimming With Bears @SwimWithBears]

Texas! We've got two shows with our friends @therocketboys coming up next month. Grab your tickets at https://t.co/c7JkJdqCAf.