Alex Trebek

Jeopardy host. Attractive man w/ kind, pragmatic voice but sordid disdain & disappointment in players who don't respond correctly.

[Abbie @AbbieEvansXO]

Me: for my first wish I want 20 dollars

Genie: done. and your second?

Me: infinite money

Genie: no can do

Me: *slips him my first wish* how about now

[Not Mark Wahlberg @_MarkWithAnM]

I’m a little late tonight, but my final #Jeopardy #BlindGuess: Mesopotamia. @JeopardyGuesser

[❤️‍🔥⭐️ Ⓒ︎Ⓞ︎Ⓛ︎Ⓛ︎Ⓔ︎Ⓔ︎Ⓝ︎⭐️❤️‍🔥 @FiggyFriday]

Just give the lady on #Jeopardy with the painted nails all the money!!!

[Alex Trebek @AlexTrebak]

@NewDadNotes [It wasn't summer.]

[Not Mark Wahlberg @_MarkWithAnM]

“Well that’s what I said to your mother last night, Trebek.” -Sean Connery, probably. #Jeopardy

[Alex Trebek @AlexTrebak]

@M_att_W Extremely good.

[Barry SNIPER Spears @UrbnHandicapper]

“I’ll take Things Losers Say for $1000 Mr. Trebek”

[Alex Trebek @AlexTrebak]

Category: Les Grands Morts

Clue: "Trump administration & the Kavanaugh SCOTUS hearings"

Answer: "What is the death of democracy, Alex?"

[I nod my head in affirmation and exit the stage forever.]

[Jeopardy! @Jeopardy]

Next stop: Goatee City. Population: #AlexTrebeard

[Brooke Pryor @bepryor]

This is what happens when an AP style journalist marries an English major and the English major edits the wedding website copy

[Margaret Middleton @magmidd]

The photojournalist's dilemma: save your girlfriend's pasta or get the shot of a lifetime?

[Ken Olin @kenolin1]

Does Donald Trump know he has the right to remain silent?

[Alex Trebek @AlexTrebak]

@MikeLiudahl You too, man, you too.

[Alex Trebek @AlexTrebak]

I want all of you fine Americans to keep in mind that legal jeopardy is not nearly as delightful as the always classy game show #Jeopardy, with your classiest of classy hosts, #AlexTrebek! Tune in!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

“Bruce Ohr of DOJ is in legal jeopardy, it’s astonishing that he’s still employed. Bruce & Nelly Ohr’s bank account is getting fatter & fatter because of the Dossier that they are both peddling. He doesn’t disclose it under Fed Regs. Using your Federal office for personal.......

[Alex Trebek @AlexTrebak]

@JakeSwope Please don't tell people this secret. We won't have nearly as many people applying to be on the show!

[Alex Trebek @AlexTrebak]

@xan_desanctis We are looking for a new host in the near future. Reach out to the show's producers; I think "subtly savage" was one of the job requirements in the new job listing.

[Alex Trebek @AlexTrebak]

@ChadTheBaptist Okay, good luck finding someone more smug than me, buddy.

[Alex Trebek @AlexTrebak]

@BritainConover Thank you for noticing. It's almost as if the contestants and audience don't realize that I'm actually the one winning every show...

[Alex Trebek @AlexTrebak]

@sagwah Yes, I love it.

[Alex Trebek @AlexTrebak]

@montenegro_emil @lynieg88 @wengcookie @pinkyfaye @salvadortrish21 @iam_ginghs @Darwaine88 @sakurakharel @hotxander01 Would you like to elaborate?