Sticks Johnson

3x Grand Rapids Friend Group Monthly Poker Champion
4x Discord With Kids From High School Weekly Poker Champion

[Sticks Johnson @JakeSwope]

Still can't believe I see tweets about people pissed off they didn't learn how to do their taxes in high school.

Its fuckin simple, let me teach you real quick:

Step 1. Get your W-2s

Step 2. Give those to your dad

Simple as that idiots.

[Sticks Johnson @JakeSwope]

Big Beautiful Bill was a line cook I worked with who hit on 16 year old servers.

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No idea what happened with my algorithm, but I've been getting Instagram reels using family guy characters to explain the Islamic concept of not using the N word.

[Sticks Johnson @JakeSwope]

I was created in a lab to never forget 9/11 better and harder than everyone else.

[Sticks Johnson @JakeSwope]

@mud_bog They smashed in the side door, but they could never smash in their spirit. RIP In Piece

[Sticks Johnson @JakeSwope]

Moving to Portland soon and found one of the most heinous apartments while searching online. They advertised on their website that they have hardwood floors.

[Sticks Johnson @JakeSwope]

Saw two separate stray cats on my walk home from the bar tonight, my cup truly runneth over

[Pope @punishedpope]

floridians should have to bow and press their foreheads to the ground when anyone from an actual state walks past them.

[Sticks Johnson @JakeSwope]

Hello old friend

[trap dad @dude_gang]

in the orgy padding my stats during garbage time

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@Reaperway The man needs to make this a youtube channel asap

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@gonzalez_oni It was a long weekend

[Sticks Johnson @JakeSwope]

Upon further reflection this morning after last night I will be doing a dry January, no further questions at this time.

[Sticks Johnson @JakeSwope]

Found with old photos, my dad from the top rope with the hostage letter rizz.

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@soucy_matt Could be related but Pedialyte stocks are seeing a 1 day boost the unlike anything the stock market has ever seen

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@soucy_matt @sws0712 Nice snipe on the drink of choice. The milfs and this hangover won't know what happened to them

[Sticks Johnson @JakeSwope]

My grandpa keeps naming female billionaires and their net worths with no explanation as to why he went down this road. So far a Christmas for the books.

[Sticks Johnson @JakeSwope]

Merry Christmas to all and I would like to reminds everyone once again that real vanilla extract has the same alcohol content as vodka and is legal for minors to buy. Happy Holidays and drink up kids!

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

stay strong, Shinji, don’t let them get you down