Alex Trott

Too ugly for Instagram

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For those about to rock, there’s a bit of light rain in town today so please dress appropriately

[AC/DC @acdc]

Hells Bells, London we are coming to you! #poweruptour 🎥 @ChristieGoodwin

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England shrinking into the tournament nicely #EURo2024

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Haaland’s 97th winner is going be a bit of a stinker here isn’t it

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I see the Eurovision Song Contest was one for the neutrals

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@TheNomadicKing Me

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I reckon my 6-aside team could have got a result against Sheffield United last night, and we’re in our forties. And there’s only six of us.

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Would have liked to see some massively over the top celebrations at the end of that to piss Jamie Carragher off

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Rest in peace, I say, rest in peace

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

John Savident: Coronation Street's Fred Elliott dies aged 86 https://t.co/FMwRE7uEsZ

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Never thought of getting my glasses tattooed on. Would save me losing them but would be uncomfortable having to wear them to bed.

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Ed Sheeran should release an album of Marvin Gaye covers

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Literally ANY excuse to drop a new clothing range

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Now that Hyundai have adverts teaching us how to say their name properly, are you pronouncing it Hyundai or Hyundai?

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@PropaneFitness For work

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Imagine the scenes at Mariah Carey’s house when her fella turns up with no presents 😬

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@Lord_Sugar This isn’t eBay, Alan

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Empty train carriage this morning. Reminiscent of the halcyon days of commuting during covid. Glorious

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@HerculeanStren1 That’s not the same guy. You can tell by the eyebrows

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We’re deep into ‘do I wish you a Merry Christmas now or will I need to send you another email this week’ territory

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Wow. What a game of football 😮

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@EssentialMastry Keep trying until they involve the authorities. There’s always hope until they get a restraining order