Alexander

[Alexander @alexvanwoert]

New song out on Sound Cloud and at your local FYE https://t.co/QLHYbFaGo7

[Alexander @alexvanwoert]

New song by our band Ask.Answer. @park_meters https://t.co/mQl9HhJvmN

[Alexander @alexvanwoert]

New single pNɹפɹpN∩ ┴66Ⅎ https://t.co/WBp6UYey9C

[Alexander @alexvanwoert]

New single “Wasting Time” https://t.co/PBQYgtV71M

[Alexander @alexvanwoert]

Album coming soon

[Alexander @alexvanwoert]

I’ve nearly mastered the art of small talk. Come to the water cooler or copy machine for a riveting, intellectual dialogue about the current status of the weather and Deborah’s daughters.

[Alexander @alexvanwoert]

I wanna make a cooking magazine and call it “Thyme” magazine

[Alexander @alexvanwoert]

@alexbutler45 Wow

[Alexander @alexvanwoert]

Ah spring time in the office and the asbestos is in the air! We makin that money tho

[Alexander @alexvanwoert]

I’m so pale that when the light hits my skin you could probably see your reflection

[Alexander @alexvanwoert]

One day I’ll be big and strong and open doors without embarrassing myself

[Alexander @alexvanwoert]

I gotta start stretching before parties I pull a muscle every time I get jiggy wit it

[Alexander @alexvanwoert]

My stove deserve a shoutout
↗ Promoted

[Alexander @alexvanwoert]

Suicide rates would drop to zero if on the other end of the 1-800 hotline it was a loop of Kid Cudi songs

[Alexander @alexvanwoert]

@park_meters TINY RICK

[Alexander @alexvanwoert]

@jschmid2 @park_meters @mikalabartolo She feels the tension

[Alexander @alexvanwoert]

I’m tired of filling my pockets with batteries on windy days. It’s not easy having the same frame as slender man.

[Alexander @alexvanwoert]

When did we stop saying “wanna come over and play?” Get this “lets chill” crap outta here boi

[Alexander @alexvanwoert]

If you skateboard on campus, you’re cruisin’ for a bruisin’.

[Alexander @alexvanwoert]

My life is about three things. Getting money, getting pussy, and the Dewey decimal system.