alex walmsley

[alex walmsley @alexw0000]

@Patcurtis1 can't wait mate, gonna be a crazy weekend.

[alex walmsley @alexw0000]

@Patcurtis1 @JamieDensham cheers, that's the second nom now. That was a good one tho fella, unlike most people's it actually had ice in it!

[alex walmsley @alexw0000]

Couple more hours at work then on the piss for our gang Xmas party. #blackthursday

[Derek Trotter @DelBoy_ofah]

I'm hosting a party for people who suffer with premature ejaculation.

No dress code, just come in your pants.

[lee @L6moxLee]

Cher without surgery!”@Shelle21CEDM

[alex walmsley @alexw0000]

@Lizzywalms88 9 weeks till new baby too! : )

[alex walmsley @alexw0000]

@Patcurtis1 was it a good wedding? Did rach have a few?

[alex walmsley @alexw0000]

@Patcurtis1 just starting to feel human again after our Thursday night sesh.

[Stan Collymore @StanCollymore]

I repeat.Rotate your right foot clockwise.
Now draw a number 6 in the air with right hand.
Your foot WILL change rotation to anti clockwise.

[alex walmsley @alexw0000]

@Patcurtis1 @Lizzywalms88 hope you're enjoying your week off buddy, looking forward to a few beers Thursday night. ; )

[alex walmsley @alexw0000]

@Patcurtis1 @Lizzywalms88 don't tell me you haven't been there pat. The smell was awful.

[Derek Trotter @DelBoy_ofah]

If vampires can't see their reflections, how come their hair is always so neat?

[alex walmsley @alexw0000]

Anyone else watching through the keyhole? @denise_vanouten looks like her face is made of plastic. #growoldgracefully

[alex walmsley @alexw0000]

#XFactor is #wank

[alex walmsley @alexw0000]

Deans having a nice stag do

[Derek Trotter @DelBoy_ofah]

When Mike got his car clamped in the episode 'Chain Gang', he didn't take it well.

[alex walmsley @alexw0000]

@ScottMable80 haha true, check Jeremy clarksons latest tweet.

[alex walmsley @alexw0000]

@ScottMable80 when life gives you lemons.... Grab a San Miguel?

[Rodney Trotter @RodneyTIT]

Men look at boobs for the same reason a little kid looks at puppies in a cage, we just want to set them free and play with them.

[Exeter City FC @OfficialECFC]

These are the boys from JTT Contracting that are fixing the wall for us on St James Road: