Alex Whitten

good at being just okay

[Alex Whitten @AlexWhitten]

@B_ScottStephens I hate how much I genuinely agree with this

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PAY THIS MAN

[Alex Whitten @AlexWhitten]

A jags fan at the game yesterday told me @Bease11 was a 3rd rate receiver and is never open....2TDs and 101 yards yesterday😂 TOO MUCH SAUCE

[Alex Whitten @AlexWhitten]

@kbotonthedrums Ya ever look at the back of a $20 bill, man?

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I didn’t expect to like The Carter V and it’s really good. #killlertwittercontent

[Alex Whitten @AlexWhitten]

Stephen Jones actually said, about TROY AIKMAN, “anyone can play armchair quarterback.” 🤦🏼‍♂️ my team is falling apart

[Alex Whitten @AlexWhitten]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I’ve been trying to keep faith, but good lord🤦🏼‍♂️

[Dave Helman @davehelman_]

Garrett, asked if he’s considered getting more involved in play calling: “I have a tremendous amount of faith in Scott.” #cowboyswire

[Alex Whitten @AlexWhitten]

When I was in high school, I got a total of $200 worth of McDonald’s gift cards for Christmas. #KOTF #OneWithTheMcUnderdogs

[Martín @ForeverLawless]

me & david wood been talking about mcdonald’s for about 10 years

[Alex Whitten @AlexWhitten]

I just saw @JasonWitten and his fam at the mall and didn’t want to bug him, but we did kind of make awkward eye contact. Hi, 82! You rule.

[Alex Whitten @AlexWhitten]

@tigersjaw This could easily just read “tigers jaw made the perfect album.”

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@kbotonthedrums Typos and bad jokes. I’m not at my best 😔

[Alex Whitten @AlexWhitten]

Yeah, sex is cool and all, but have you ever heard Ride the Lightning?

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@kbotonthedrums Do they together. Sounds exciting!

[Alex Whitten @AlexWhitten]

My AC has been set on 70 all day and my house is currently 82 degrees.

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@andrewkrycek Taco Bell gives you the bootys.

[Alex Whitten @AlexWhitten]

@andrewkrycek I live a block away from your dad

[Alex Whitten @AlexWhitten]

@andrewkrycek I love it. I’m drinking it now. And enjoying every sip

[Alex Whitten @AlexWhitten]

@kennybindel I’ve heard it once or twice

[Alex Whitten @AlexWhitten]

@kennybindel I don’t think anyone is disputing this. Stands to reason that chick fil a has better chicken than most burger places

[Alex Whitten @AlexWhitten]

@odom_producer Orion