alligator blorkby

The former golden boy of mixtapes (RIP). Not a cop. moosecat expert. small hands big heart! Paulie Kups, lord of the bevs

[alligator blorkby @paulkins]

@mollyomalleyx Was just telling someone last weekend I’ve only been nervous for one show, which was the first afts show, and after that the mindset has always been, welp they’ll either like us or they won’t, so let’s go have fun

[☆⨻𝔉𝔯𝔢𝔡𝔡𝔦𝔢⨻☆ @ToxicDeathRider]

#GiveMinaAGun

[The Empathic Torturer @finestsoup]

Toy Story 6 should be about Mr. Shark and his sick Woody impression. God damn what an artist

[Andy Hull @okayfineAndy]

I told the kids today when I’m an old man I will be making cool music and they legit just went “you are an old man”

[Tom Brennan @Brennanator]

“Liz Lemon, this is Dan Houseman.”
“It’s Danhausen.”
“Whatever his name is, I gave him 5 dollars to curse Martin Lawrence in 1996 and I’ve been on top ever since”

[alligator blorkby @paulkins]

Is it a crazy anime version of my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare die? YES and it’s awesome

[alligator blorkby @paulkins]

This pushed me over to start my new game plus, and honestly strohls awakening scene is just so fucking good. Hyped everytime I see it https://t.co/OPgI7AcFGG

[Ozzy @Ozzy122020]

For anyone who hasnt played Metaphor Refantazio the plot is that youre trying to kill the guy who did 9/11, but 3/4ths through the game it's revealed some other guy actually did 9/11. The 1st guy kills the other guy and then reveals hes going to do 1000 9/11s

[Possum A-ko @KaiserBeamz]

However the Ocarina of Time remake turns out, they must keep this scene as is.

[TJ Denzer @JohnnyChugs]

I'm not the best artist, but I've had this in my head for a few days and I simply had to try to draw it. Rhene's really funny. #MinaTheHollower #indiegame

[⛧ @7700saint]

They did that boy how they did Hogan in California 😭😭😭

[alligator blorkby @paulkins]

This was very much a create a separate save file specifically to go back and play again moment

[SonicHero3D @SonicHero3D]

I gotta say, for a game that came out in 1997, this moment is pretty badass.

I can totally believe people who played this game when it came out were collectively losing their minds when they saw this for the very first time.

[Drainmaker @TheDrainmaker]

WHAT DA DOG DOIN’!!!!

NICK SAID. HE FUCKING SAID IT.
We are one step closer to a Nick Jackson AEW World Championship run. 🔥

[molly @mollyomalleyx]

jeepers creepers by molly o’malley my debut record is out now and it’s been pressed to vinyl four variants on my webstore yeeeeeee

[SexualYeti🔞 @SexualYeti]

"Ugh, only humans wage war on each other"
~Some 14 year old

"Let the seas boil! Let the stars fall!"
~Tortoise after his leaf is eaten by another tortoise over a century ago

[𝚘𝚑𝚒𝚘’𝚜 𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚘𝚠𝚗 @OHsVeryOwn]

james harden is doing shit that terry rozier got arrested for

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!”

Bank teller on floor: what?

“Heat rises!”

(I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)

[rune sword @runesword1]

explosion at the health potion factory, 0 dead, 0 injured

[alligator blorkby @paulkins]

Last night when ciampa was coming out, I went and grabbed a bbq sauce out of the fridge and was slowly headbanging. New bit unlocked

[Moonsault Press @moonsaultpress_]

Ciampa: what if, instead of the Talking Heads song, my AEW entrance theme sounds like a barbecue sauce commercial

[DollarDog Nick @DollarDogNick]

Cavs Update:

[first ethical space cowboy @cowboybecsbop]

got a tornado warning while in an AMC theater. everyone looked around when phones went off and went back to watching the movie because risking death Feels Good in a Place Like This