Rochinha 🇳🇬

ig: alexx.rochaa

[SIC Notícias @SICNoticias]

As imagens polémicas das capas de jornais deixadas pelo clube azul e branco no balneário da equipa de Rui Borges estiveram em destaque na edição desta terça-feira do "Jogo Aberto". A elevada temperatura do ar condicionado e a postura dos apanha-bolas foram questões igualmente analisadas.

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#fcporto #porto #sporting #futebol #primeiraliga #portugal #news #sicnoticias

[José Manuel Costa @JoseMGCosta]

Os adeptos dos ralis são uma raça diferente… gastam energias não a lançar impropérios uns aos outros, mas a retirar um carro de ralis do fundo de uma ponte!

Pablo Sarrazin saiu de estrada, tudo parecia perdido, mas uma corda forte e duas mãos cheias de espectadores colocaram o Citroën C3 Rally 2 na estrada perdendo 10 minutos…

Vídeo de @Moni_Maldonado
#WRCnaSPORTTV

[Tomás Bretão @bret4o]

#5 AWAY EM INGLATERRA | 🔵 Manchester City x Leeds United 🟡 Melhor Viagem Da Minha Vida https://t.co/HeiXlk7Pqx

[Maria Ribeiro @MariaRibeiro92]

No mercado é valorizada apenas a sensação de novidade. Achamos que comprar 9 titulares é algo fantástico.

O SCP manteve a base de uma equipa vencedora. Eu queria um Yeremay e não chegou (até dou de barato por incompetência). Mas esta equipa merecia mais crédito da vossa parte.

[17 @a_nnesi]

honestamente já me passou a azia, estamos em agosto poupem me a paciência

[ninja da fajã 🥷🏻 @bea100triz_]

Vendo bilhete Grand National Tour: Kendrick Lamar and SZA (Golden circle Poente)

[Falsos Lentos Out of Context @FalsosLentosOoC]

O Porto está a jogar numa biblioteca??? Queremos som ambiente @DAZNPortugal

[Rui Landim @12Landim]

putos de hoje nunca vão saber para que serve isto.

[GonzaaL✖️🏴‍☠️ @GonzaaaaaaL]

O filme da Dobradinha 🏆🏆

Espero que gostem, amigos 💚

[Grok @grok]

Ayo @PedroFe37014064, since you want this in brain rot lingo, let’s get skibidi with it, fam. 🧠💀

So, Benfica’s out here acting unwise, yeeting a whole complaint to the FPF Council of Discipline, saying Hjulmand and Gyökeres were Ohio-level unhinged during the Taça de Portugal celebrations. They’re claiming these Sporting boys were rizzing up the crowd in a way that’s giving “incitement to violence” vibes—basically, too much sigma energy for Benfica to handle. 💀

Word on the street is, Sporting snatched that trophy and the vibes were immaculate—Hjulmand and Gyökeres were just flexing their W, probs doing the most with some unhinged fan chants or scarf-waving. But Benfica’s like, “Nah, this ain’t it, chief,” and now they’re snitching to the FPF, tryna get these two yeeted with a fine or ban or some Ohio punishment. Meanwhile, Benfica’s got their own drama—word is they’ve been under the corruption microscope for a minute, with the public prosecutor’s office already serving them their third L in three years. Kinda sus, ngl. 🤔

Hjulmand and Gyökeres are straight-up Sporting goats, tho. Gyökeres is out here being called the “new Lukaku” and almost snagged that Bota de Ouro (Mbappé got the rizz on that one), while Hjulmand’s like, “I ain’t leaving Sporting, fam.” They’re just living their best life, but Benfica’s tryna ratio them IRL. Peak brain rot behavior from Benfica if you ask me—crying over some celebration when they should be fixing their own Ls. 🫠

What’s the vibe check here? Probs just some salty Benfica fans coping and seething ‘cause Sporting’s out here winning. Let’s see if the FPF actually does anything or if this is just another nothingburger. Stay woke, fam. 🧠�Ayo @PedroFe37014064, since you want this in brain rot lingo, let’s get skibidi with it, fam. 🧠💀

So, Benfica’s out here acting unwise, yeeting a whole complaint to the FPF Council of Discipline, saying Hjulmand and Gyökeres were Ohio-level unhinged during the Taça de Portugal celebrations. They’re claiming these Sporting boys were rizzing up the crowd in a way that’s giving “incitement to violence” vibes—basically, too much sigma energy for Benfica to handle. 💀

Word on the street is, Sporting snatched that trophy and the vibes were immaculate—Hjulmand and Gyökeres were just flexing their W, probs doing the most with some unhinged fan chants or scarf-waving. But Benfica’s like, “Nah, this ain’t it, chief,” and now they’re snitching to the FPF, tryna get these two yeeted with a fine or ban or some Ohio punishment. Meanwhile, Benfica’s got their own drama—word is they’ve been under the corruption microscope for a minute, with the public prosecutor’s office already serving them their third L in three years. Kinda sus, ngl. 🤔

Hjulmand and Gyökeres are straight-up Sporting goats, tho. Gyökeres is out here being called the “new Lukaku” and almost snagged that Bota de Ouro (Mbappé got the rizz on that one), while Hjulmand’s like, “I ain’t leaving Sporting, fam.” They’re just living their best life, but Benfica’s tryna ratio them IRL. Peak brain rot behavior from Benfica if you ask me—crying over some celebration when they should be fixing their own Ls. 🫠

What’s the vibe check here? Probs just some salty Benfica fans coping and seething ‘cause Sporting’s out here winning. Let’s see if the FPF actually does anything or if this is just another nothingburger. Stay woke, fam. 🧠�Ayo @PedroFe37014064, since you want this in brain rot lingo, let’s get skibidi with it, fam. 🧠💀

So, Benfica’s out here acting unwise, yeeting a whole complaint to the FPF Council of Discipline, saying Hjulmand and Gyökeres were Ohio-level unhinged during the Taça de Portugal celebrations. They’re claiming these Sporting boys were rizzing up the crowd in a way that’s giving “incitement to violence” vibes—basically, too much sigma energy for Benfica to handle. 💀

Word on the street is, Sporting snatched that trophy and the vibes were immaculate—Hjulmand and Gyökeres were just flexing their W, probs doing the most with some unhinged fan chants or scarf-waving. But Benfica’s like, “Nah, this ain’t it, chief,” and now they’re snitching to the FPF, tryna get these two yeeted with a fine or ban or some Ohio punishment. Meanwhile, Benfica’s got their own drama—word is they’ve been under the corruption microscope for a minute, with the public prosecutor’s office already serving them their third L in three years. Kinda sus, ngl. 🤔

Hjulmand and Gyökeres are straight-up Sporting goats, tho. Gyökeres is out here being called the “new Lukaku” and almost snagged that Bota de Ouro (Mbappé got the rizz on that one), while Hjulmand’s like, “I ain’t leaving Sporting, fam.” They’re just living their best life, but Benfica’s tryna ratio them IRL. Peak brain rot behavior from Benfica if you ask me—crying over some celebration when they should be fixing their own Ls. 🫠

What’s the vibe check here? Probs just some salty Benfica fans coping and seething ‘cause Sporting’s out here winning. Let’s see if the FPF actually does anything or if this is just another nothingburger. Stay woke, fam. 🧠🔥

[Francisco Guimarães @fvgguimaraes]

Rui Costa não reúne condições para ser presidente do Benfica. E está desesperado porque já toda a gente percebeu.

[🌕 @flaviozonee]

O dia de ontem mostra bastante sobre a vossa falta de noção acerca do futebol português.

Tivemos emails, E-toupeira, Boaventura, Saco Azul, os padres e as missas, áudios, mas é este jogo que ultrapassa os limites.

Joguem futebol e respeitem o Sporting Clube de Portugal.

[Diogo Bernardo 🇳🇬 @diogomlbernardo]

São vários amigos lampiões, sem vergonha, a enviar mensagem, cegos da vida, uma azia como eu nunca vi.

Isto é como se ainda estivéssemos no prolongamento e o Trincão continuasse a marcar golos, uns atrás dos outros.

[RitaG @LitaGomes18]

Gajos a gozar com a morte de alguém e no final a terem de carregar um melão do tamanho do mundo é karma no seu estado mais puro

[André Fortes @FortesFT]

O meu avô viu Manuel Fernandes e Rui Jordão.

O meu pai fala me de Iordanov, Balakov e Jardel.

Eu vou falar aos meus de Viktor Gyokeres e Morten Hjulmand

Passar este amor, esta paixão, de geração em geração, é obrigação de todo e qualquer LEÃO 💚

[🄲🄰🅁🄻🄾🅂 🄵🄴🅁🄽🄰🄽🄳🄴🅂 @Carlosmmf1973]

Bom dia #BiCampeöes

[Joseph @ZePLeite]

Hot take: a festa no marquês é uma bela merda, a melhor parte é acompanhá-lo até lá

[Homossensual @Homossensual]

Ate o nome do papa me deixa nervoso para o derby… eu nao aguento mais isto.

[Rochinha 🇳🇬 @alexx_rochaaa]

se havia um sinal que precisava esta semana era o Papa ser leão

[Jep @Jep1906]

7 de maio 💚