✌️Alexa Chojnacki✌️

my only regret is I didn't tell more people to fuck off

[✌️Alexa Chojnacki✌️ @alexxa415]

How many times do I need to say mhm nice before you stop fucking talking to me

[✌️Alexa Chojnacki✌️ @alexxa415]

I get to work with @nicksitro this week so I guess that’s one good thing about the Rona

[✌️Alexa Chojnacki✌️ @alexxa415]

Getting drunk with my dogs tonight so that’s that

[sav @averagecupofjo]

if you aren’t quarantined with someone that you can have sex with at any time, you may be entitled to financial compensation

[✌️Alexa Chojnacki✌️ @alexxa415]

Holy shit I feel like a boomer

[✌️Alexa Chojnacki✌️ @alexxa415]

hello? people still use this ??

[George Wakenbake @GeorgeWakenbake]

"How many blunts should we roll?"

Me:

[✌️Alexa Chojnacki✌️ @alexxa415]

@SavannahShafman when my dad was still drinking and drugging, I got him a bowl and a fireball nip for Christmas 😂😂

[✌️Alexa Chojnacki✌️ @alexxa415]

Kyle and I bought a hamster and named him Teddy

[✌️Alexa Chojnacki✌️ @alexxa415]

@Daangreen @brownnsilva yeah at least you can salvage the hood and everything, my shit was totaled 😩

[✌️Alexa Chojnacki✌️ @alexxa415]

@Daangreen @brownnsilva I hit someone doing 50 too 😬

[✌️Alexa Chojnacki✌️ @alexxa415]

Got a brand spankin' new battery yesterday for free thanks to my nigga @deasy203

[✌️Alexa Chojnacki✌️ @alexxa415]

Can you not now your lawn right now I'm trying to watch divorce court

[✌️Alexa Chojnacki✌️ @alexxa415]

We all need somebody to lean on

[✌️Alexa Chojnacki✌️ @alexxa415]

When someone says "delete that" and you put it on your story

[✌️Alexa Chojnacki✌️ @alexxa415]

There's so many things I wanna get for my car like tints and alloy rims but getting out of my moms house is more important right now

[✌️Alexa Chojnacki✌️ @alexxa415]

I left that bitch alone 'cause she was ratchet

[✌️Alexa Chojnacki✌️ @alexxa415]

Am I the only person that doesn't miss Morgan/high school at all?