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[alex anderson @alexxandersonnn]

Hopefully he never gets a job at Baskin Robins https://t.co/CbGSnpjYgV

[Karan Deep Singh @Karan_Singhs]

Something magical is happening in Nepal: Its “trees are coming back.”

Whoa, what? I promise to explain (and hopefully entertain) in this thread 🌳

https://t.co/JeHiWpOXg9

[Katherine Miller @k__skrilla]

The closest I’ve been to having an orgasm in the past year and a half was when I sneezed 7 times in a row last week

[ABC News @ABC]

Drone footage shows dozens of mobile homes destroyed by the #WoolseyFire in Agoura Hills, California, as death toll continues to climb. https://t.co/GpJcdEgMWX

[alex anderson @alexxandersonnn]

@andyBADASS_ Do we still have this vid

[Jaelyn Funk @VaJaeFunk]

10/10 highly recommend getting ur fam drunk and doing this dance with you

[alex anderson @alexxandersonnn]

when it hoots, it's hollerin'

[alex anderson @alexxandersonnn]

It takes me longer to do Adams hair then it does to do my own

[alex anderson @alexxandersonnn]

Drunk eating an ice cream sandwich with a random six year old. First day of summa- holla

[alex anderson @alexxandersonnn]

My brother just told me I smell like my ex's old vape juice..lovely.

[alex anderson @alexxandersonnn]

drunk enough to eat a Jersey Mikes sandwich with Diet Pepsi soaked buns

[alex anderson @alexxandersonnn]

@hannahhh_kenley https://t.co/RXV7zdSRYj

[Andrew @andyBADASS_]

Cross faded at this point but still one more assignment to go...

[alex anderson @alexxandersonnn]

I am too high to talk

[alex anderson @alexxandersonnn]

I'm running a soup kitchen, sorority, frat, daycare, and laundry mat out of my house. Do I need a permit or some special licensing for this?

[alex anderson @alexxandersonnn]

"Click that add on Porn Hub, the one that says-how to get ur dick longer in 3 days"
"I did, it asked for my credit card information"

[tom @tom_harlock]

i'm a 22 year-old caucasian male but i identify as a 2004 hilary duff music video

[alex anderson @alexxandersonnn]

What's Wanda gunna wear today?

[alex anderson @alexxandersonnn]

"Honestly if I took a moke right now I'd honestly yack" @hannahhh_kenley