Alexandra

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[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

and for the lady, perhaps a monday-thursday 10am-4pm work schedule?

[bonnie @fwrosting]

you could be dying at the function and some bitch would pull out her canon g7x

[m @yowot_]

as my final act of failure i'll do masters

[B e a r m a x x e r @centristpeater]

Airlines should offer in-flight anesthesia on routes over 12 hours.

[fleur @imonfleur]

you seem pretty unmotivated for a girl so competitive

[airi 𝜗℘ @4irellee]

Looking at old photos of myself like I’m my dead wife

[they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza]

I love to look over at my fellow drivers on the road and see that driving is only like their 5th or 6th priority at the moment.

[maha @mahaaaay]

my friends hung out without me tonight

[Berry ⏾ @auraonx]

what age do we start meeting up for bingo cause im ready now

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @Hyeyunie]

I’m going through things you can’t even find on reddit

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

i'd use my last breath to say something completely out of pocket

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

You read a book on that? That’s cool. I understood it innately from birth

[Sabre @bottleneckloser]

All I want for Christmas is a very detailed essay about how you perceive me and what you think of me as a person

[admiral. @MrKalevor]

You’re in her dms, my faint presence sits in her Spotify wrapped through the music I introduced her to. We’re not the same.

[Miilato @miiilato]

When I forget to stay busy for one second and suddenly get a wave of everything that ever hurt me

[Buddy @EdGeinFan2]

the worst part of a fender bender is having to get out of your car and meet a new person