lex

sassy but tired. zodiac: aries. 99% of my tweets are about my dogs.

[lex @alexxbl_]

Say a special prayer for all your pediatric nurses out there. Not only are we fighting COVID-19 with everyone else but we’re also fighting all the influx of child abuse cases from kids being at home with their abusers. It’s scary out here.

[lex @alexxbl_]

@SouthwestAir still sucks and won’t return my money from canceling my flights!

[lex @alexxbl_]

Hey @SouthwestAir since you canceled my honeymoon flight and it’s implosive to rebook are you planning on reimbursing my non refundable hotel costs?? Totally unacceptable

[lex @alexxbl_]

@Ticketmaster is garbage. It would be cool if you had any type of customer service

[lex @alexxbl_]

Nothing better than your baby sleeping on you

[lex @alexxbl_]

@logan_demoss You better have taken Levi to the park

[lex @alexxbl_]

@logan_demoss @travelinpants Howdy y’all.

[lex @alexxbl_]

@DemossHaley1 We can’t wait!!

[Haley DeMoss @DemossHaley1]

In about 4 weeks I’ll finally get to meet baby Brooks and see my best friend. I’m so freakin excited. ✨👶🏼👯‍♂️ @alexxbl_

[lex @alexxbl_]

How do people still like Connor McGregor..

[Daniel Cormier @dc_mma]

Crazy to think that at the end of the weigh in Conor said he would be taken out on a stretcher. And now Conor gets taken out on a stretcher. Man this game we play is so crazy!!!! Hats off to the Diamond of Lafayette!! @DustinPoirier

[lex @alexxbl_]

If you tweet about being over your ex you’re not over your ex 🙄 girls are weird.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

We only rate dogs. Here we have your classic Fluffy Floor Snake. This one’s still learning how to slither. Please send dogs. Thank you... 13/10

[RUSS @russdiemon]

Detach from results and do it for the love

[lex @alexxbl_]

Someone bring me a coffee I can’t get up my baby is sleeping on me and looks so peaceful

[lex @alexxbl_]

I didn’t believe in COVID conspiracies until I went to the hospital to have a baby and somehow ended up with “exposure to/expected exposure to COVID-19” on my hospital problem list... SAY WHAT????

[lex @alexxbl_]

Working in pediatrics and being 8 1/2 months pregnant is super fun. Everyone is constantly worrying that I’m just going to pop a baby out in the unit 😂😅

[RUSS @russdiemon]

back on my shit