Whale Lord

Buck-tooth beaver slut. ✌️

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“Join us tomorrow for another episode” #thebachelor

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@Jazminnnee This all looks AMAZING!!!!

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People who leave a giant space between them and the car in front of them in drive thrus should be thrown in jail honestly

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I can’t believe I paid $1000 for someone to tell me I get migraines last night

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I worked on my thesis for 30 minutes, so now I’m entitled to at least 1 hour tiktok break/nap time

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It killed btw

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I’m in grad school and just made a pee pee joke in my class

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@fallyntabulous YES OMG. It’s so annoying!! Like thank you for doing the OPPOSITE of what you were supposed to!

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@reb3cks @goldfishfund Hahahaha

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Okay definitely not even opening Twitter anymore if this dumb spaces this is always going to be there

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@reb3cks @2000sthetic A true classic

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Why is Twitter coaching me on what likes mean? As if this app hasn’t had me by the throat for 12 years

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If UNLV is gonna charge me for a parking pass, at least let me pay for a good spot??? Not $80+ and “good luck battling it out in the parking lot”

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@arelyrico_ I KNOW RIGHT. I should sue them for defamation of character

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I want to be CLEAR, this is NOT me
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Part of my job now includes sending my boss tiktoks daily so her kids can know if it’s a bones or no bones day

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@AdamSKutner #AdamKutnerPowerPlay

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@AdamSKutner #AdamKutnerPowerPlay

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