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[Jack Corbett @jackcorrbit]

I am a simple man I hear a xylophone and I imagine a skeleton

[kayla @cr33dbrattn]

He got this after a bar fight

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

i love that bands still pretend to leave before their encore. like peekaboo for adults

[. @SuiNeltwork]

Added a 110 foot drop to it’s a small world

[New Jersey @NJGov]

With our Freedom of Reproductive Choice Act, the right to an abortion will remain the law of the land in New Jersey.

[clintoris @clintoris]

Do I want to end my shit or am I just kind of bloated rn

[Prof Zenkus @anthonyzenkus]

Ghislaine Maxwell was found guilty of sex trafficking children. A judge refuses to release the list of who she sold them to. Up until the list is released, we have only one conclusion: all of them are on it. Every last damned billionaire, prince and politician. Have a nice day.

[🌱 @aplasticplant]

4 years ago today playboi carti released his debut studio album “die lit”

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

I think the funniest assembly I ever went to in high school was when they brought in this former crack addict to warn us about the dangers of smoking crack but it was super obvious how much he missed smoking crack

[Laura Maria Motta @guttersniper]

Was at a bar alone yesterday when the bartender said, “Hey, check out this text from my sister!” He showed me his phone and it said, “Do not, under any circumstances, get into a conversation with the guy sitting on your right.” Men, if you are in a position to do this, DO THIS.

[lex @alexxisk97]

I HATE PEOPLE THAT DONT SMILE BACK

[Carolyn @CweenCarolyn]

if a man driving to cheat on you he fr hates you cuz gas $5.50 now

[Raza @uhhRaza]

2 years ago, this week was our last normal week of life