Sean O’Malley says he broke nearly two years without masturbating to stay home on his birthday despite friends tempting him to go out with other women
“It’s been almost two years. We’re in Florida. I’m turning 32. Everybody’s going out. Sugar, it’s your birthday. You gotta go out. I’m battling demons. My buddy’s FaceTiming me with these hot blondes. Oh my God. Come on. It’s your birthday.”
“And I just got done seeing sexy chicks at this event. My mind is just battling demons. I battle divas every f*cking day with this. I’m like, God, are you testing me? Are you hooking me up?”
“Are you giving me a goddamn layup, or alleyooping me for a slam dunk? I don’t know if God’s hooking me up or help, like testing his toughest goddamn soldier.”
“So, I’m just here. I’m like, ‘All right, I know if I get this goddamn demon out of my nutsack, the devil’s lives in my nutsack. If I just get him out, I’ll be, I’ll be fine. If I just nut, I don’t care to go out.”
“I’m laying there and I’m looking up. I’m not going to say who. Somebody we did see at the event. All right, this is perfect. I got to get this out. It wasn’t long. It wasn’t romantic. I don’t even know. I didn’t lose use lotion. I just got to flick this thing a few times. Get this out of my nuts.”
“So that was the first time in almost two years that I jacked off and I have no regret. I’m like that was saved me. That probably saved me, and then I went to bed after. So they had come clean, jacked off.”
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Steve Harvey reveals he woke up owing the IRS $22,000,000 because his accountants spent SEVEN YEARS pocketing his tax checks and never filing a single return.
The government told him he had to pay $650,000 a month, every month, for 4 years. Miss ONE payment, and you go to JAIL.
He never would've known if his accountant hadn’t died. A woman cleaning out the office called his lawyer with a serious problem.
STEVE HARVEY: “She had found on the floor all my tax forms for seven years signed and with the checks stapled to it.”
“Well, they were cashing the checks, keeping the money and not turning in the tax forms.”
Seven years of bank statements that looked like a man paying his taxes.
“My lawyer called me, said, ‘Hey, man, we got a problem. You haven’t paid taxes in seven years.’”
“He said, ‘Man, that’s tax evasion. You can go to prison.’”
“I ended up owing 22 million. 22 million with the penalties.”
When he told his wife, Marjorie, she cried for two straight days.
“She says, ‘What you going to do?’ I said, ‘I’m going to go to work.’”
And he did.
“I took every comedy gig in this country, signed every contract. I went to work, man. I worked every single Friday, Saturday and Sunday.”
“I never missed a payment.”
He did that for four years. $650,000 a month, every month.
In 2012, he sold 49% of his radio company and used the check to pay the government off to zero.
“And that was the first time, man, I could breathe.”
The thieves were his accountants.
The $22,000,000 bill went to Steve Harvey.
And the only one who got threatened with prison was the man who got robbed.
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