4’ 11” on a good day

[˙𐃷˙ @inkv3il]

oh wow

[William White @williamwhite043]

why

[Noah M @noahxcix]

@InternetH0F And we know how this one ends…

[Mama @SriniMaama16]

First in my bloodline to witness 18 minutes of added time.

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

You know it’s hot when you go outside and it’s hot.

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

Birth control pills should be for men. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to make women wear bullet proof vests.

[Covie @covie_93]

Low-key jealous of the four astronauts who left the planet today.

[࿇ @bloodingly]

Some milk of the poppy would fix me for sure

[kaylee!! @kalesus_]

Thank you Bad Bunny for the child who falls asleep at the Hispanic function representation

[Northwest Cee @CeeHawk]

“Who is Bad Bunny?” Why would you announce to the world that you don’t get bitches?

[Bad Bunny HQ @BBPRTV]

FUCK ICE

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

being broke at the book fair as a kid turned me into a monster

[m @msnetik]

sorry just saw this

[Shrek @Shrek]

Can't today, I'm swamped.

[Ba Sing Se @BaSingSeUpdate]

get your ass back to the cabbage cart

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

@_anupa this shit took me forever

[Brett Meiselas @BMeiselas]

Trump posting a video of himself literally shitting on America is pretty spot on to be honest

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

There's no way God told Noah to put 2 mosquitoes on that ark

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Jobs be asking me for 3 references and I think I might start doing the same. Like let me talk to 3 happy employees please

[Ghostface @GhostfaceTalks_]

Get in loser, tomorrow is October 1st