Olexis Sanchez

Nihilist in the streets, existentialist in the sheets

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@_paolag Se llama ‘pitch correction’

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There is nothing that screams “pyramid scheme” more than a random friend who is never active on social media that randomly starts doing Facebook live with #newbeginnings hashtag

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Soy yo o Starbucks de D1 huele mota 🤔

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@_paolag x2 la neta

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what else is new?

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ya valió el trabajo, estoy en modo chisme 💅👂

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viendo una pareja en su cita en 301

el bato: "es que soy muy perfeccionista en mis relaciones, o sea no significa que requiero que tu seas perfecta, pero...."

yikes 😬

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the week of "oh, i slipped into political debate in facebook comments again"

it's been a while

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Un día, en el rejón, grupos de jóvenes con bocinas no van a ocupar el carril de bicis con 0 conciencia espacial.
Hoy no es ese día 🥲

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@themain_desk @geogvma Tell me where you take your news from and I’ll tell you whether you’re more informed or not. I doubt you read primary sources and reports in Ukrainian/russian

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This season of USA is wild 😅

[RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9]

Still can’t believe this is real.

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Turned on VPN just to open TikTok from US servers to gloat at the block message 😅

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@melpaztel_ Didn’t know you’re friends with Dave Chappelle

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is it just me or there is something annoyingly pretentious about someone who talks about music artists as if they're on the first name basis with them?

"Oh yeah, went to see Taylor last month"

Taylor York, Taylor Swift, Corey Taylor? 🤷‍♂️

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- Cuantas veces viste The Sign, episodio de Bluey?
- Cuatro
- Cuantas veces lloraste?
- Cuatro, obvio

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When you want to log in your basketball game to Strava, most of which you definitely spent in Zone 2-3, but you feel embarrassed playing with a smartwatch like a nerd.

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Some Airbnb hosts checkout requirements are getting completely out of hand. Do you maybe also want me to paint your bedroom and cut your grass before I leave?

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why not switch them tho? 🤔
#badUXirl

[Olexis Sanchez @alexxrubel]

That day of the year when you realize you forgot to cancel that random app yearly subscription