alex hancock

[trash jones @jzux]

why would i save for retirement when i can buy knickknacks

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

the student in me has really died

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

ppl only say “sus” because they can’t spell suspishus

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

rip jeffrey dahmer he woulda loved air fryers

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

“How can I make you happy?” Be obsessed with me

[Carter @cartertheepic]

Amber Heard will always remember this as the day she almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Chocolate milk is insanely good. Just had some.

[Pop-Tarts @PopTartsUS]

i love being toasted

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Listen, I can’t do miracles ok

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

u should be able to order a chocolate chip cookie medium rare

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

you’re telling me there’s 7 billion people on this planet and not ONE person have super powers?

[gali @galileauh]

drunk me is the most confident version of myself 😭

[bre @breanaharrell]

Guys who drive off before you get inside the house 🚩🚩 🚩🚩🚩

[SK⚡️ @raptalksk]

pete davidson sending a selfie to kanye west sayin he in bed with kim k is insane bro

[Pop-Tarts @PopTartsUS]

Cleaning out those drafts for spring. Your turn.