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[𝔃𝓮𝓵𝓪 🕊 @alez_x3]

it’s my bday and i just wanted to see my man Capella Grey mmcht 😭😭

[Benny D. Greenheart @BennyGreenheart]

A hit in my black ass household 😂

[liz🧚 @Lizformee]

I hate a “well you didn’t either” kind of man. F*cking lead & stop being a princess.

[The Nostalgia Queen @Snow_Blacck]

Rappers used to be fine enough to hang posters of them on your wall.

Now they look like the monsters under the bed.

[Eva. @Bunny_ngl]

Can Apple use common sense, if my phone is on silent but I set an alarm, WHY DO YOU THINK I WOULD WANT AN ALAAAAAAARM TO BE SILENT.?

[LEN @jaaayLENo]

I like dating men that do things for me, but it’s never an obligation. If you’re not the type to do things for your woman, I just simply won’t continue dating you. Idk why men get so angry about it either lmao

[curry queen @loookatmeimkiad]

all roads lead to me btw

[Adelanke @prettyaholicc]

My favorite thing about her?
She’ll leave your ass.

[💗 @ma1ybe]

I was in line at the bookstore & the guy behind me was talking shit about every woman in line "her boobs are out..." "those leggings are tight" "she's looking like a hooker" so I whispered "the guy behind us is looking at people's boobs" and my aunt faces the guy & says "this guy is looking at women's boobs??"…every woman in line looked at him with disgust, he got embarrassed and left... BRING BACK PUBLIC SHAMING!

[Claire Dunphy @cee_suella]

My issue is I don’t think I should ask. You should just wake up, look at me and give me money.

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

'You must complete the HR mandatory safety training"
Me:

[Awelewa 😍🥰❤️ @a4lasade]

Last year, a guy took me out. Bill arrived. He said split it.

I paid everything, smiled and said “have a lovely evening.”

He called me 6 times. Said it was a test.

Darling, I have a degree, a kitchen full of foodstuffs and a funded account. You were testing the wrong woman.

[Fanbact✰™ @ywnbact]

Summoned her ass like Thor to his hammer. Iktr. 😭😭

[☥ @rosiesrib]

daydreaming about all the slutty ouftits i’m going to wear this summer

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

I want to publicly apologize to squidward.

[• @yducknow]

Racist people, when they have to sleep and all they see is black.

[gracy 💋 @justbiizle]

“i don’t like justin bieber”
me automatically:

[rose @wynrosei]

“Do you want kids” actually I want to be so deeply and safely inlove with a genuine, handsome, considerate, emotionally intelligent, healed provider of a man that the only feasible next option is to make him a father.

[Ivy🔻 @surrviiver]

yall couldn't even handle different skin colours bfr

[𝔃𝓮𝓵𝓪 🕊 @alez_x3]

yall think they celebrate when a dictator dies?? like make it national news or something ?

[insizwa nsi @AdvKindness]

This woman has never looked bad ever since I knew her.