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i wanna publish 'zines and rage against machines

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For the love of GOD why is the heat on @NJTRANSIT_HBLR ????!!!

It’s 85 degrees outside.

Get. It. Together.

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Snowy morning. Match day. ⚽️🥅🏟️#myplmorning @ManUtd @NBCSportsSoccer @PLinUSA

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This reminded me to order those New Years cards...

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Today is the last day that a person can wish another person Happy New Year, per Larry David.

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💯💯💯

And I wouldn't want it any other way.

[Justin Brannan @JustinBrannan]

Ya gotta love the Mets though because even if they're up by 20 runs, it's still entirely possible they'll blow it and lose. #MetsWin

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Its me! I was on @trader_dads

Listen tomorrow!

[Trader Dads @trader_dads]

New Episode dropping Friday on Youtube & Spotify! Or subscribe on Substack !

Social Media and doing God’s work at Yankee Candle

Handling Halloween differently when you have kids

Tricking yourself into enjoying the chores of homeownership

https://t.co/AdEBV18t9G

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Brb, just sobbing.

#IYKYK

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@TommyOnTheSpot Target had them for a short time. Super cute.

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Yay Suni!!!

Let's go Simone!!!!

I love how everyone gets obsessed with gymnastics during Olympics.

#usa #Paris2024

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@jesstopian Also loving Laurie Hernandez on commentary!! 🤸🏻‍♀️🤸🏻‍♀️

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@TommyOnTheSpot Cheese doodle smell is pretty terrible too. I feel like it lingers on my kid way too long,

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@jesstopian "Yeah" is still a top banger 🤌🏻🤌🏻

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@jesstopian You as well m'dear! 🥰🥰

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@jesstopian I just love a bold red.

I hunted down the one AOC wears. It's Stila and fantastic.

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@jesstopian Oh shit. I'll have to keep an eye out. Both are not available on Amazon.

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@jesstopian I need to know that red lipstick she wears. 🔥🔥

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#HappySopranosDay

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Thought #1 while rewatching Friends: Janice isn't that bad. Why does everyone hate her.

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Still hilarious.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

11 years ago today, the Jets gave us one of the most memorable plays in football history

The butt fumble.

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@jesstopian Miss you too!!!!! That was a great night. ❤️❤️

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