ALF Facts

ALF’s real name is Gordon Shumway.

[Isabella Maria DeLuca @IsabellaMDeLuca]

If you’re a man and you voted for Kamala Harris can you reply to this thread with a picture of yourself.

This is for scientific research purposes.

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@COAbrah_ Drats

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@COAbrah_ Michael Myers (The Austin Powers one)

[Daily ALF @DailyALF]

Today is ALF’s 268th birthday!

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Yeah this shit is gonna get old real fast.

[Daniel Oyefusi @DanielOyefusi]

Browns QB1

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My cousin was damn Daniel

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Ahem

[Corey Atad @CoreyAtad]

somebody should make a movie everyone likes

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@bertovo Ah yeah, lesh goooo

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“Get a hex bar,” they said. “It’s safer for your lower back,” they said.

Yeah, well, no one accounted for the fact that I’m a moron who doesn’t know what he’s doing, did they?

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Kamala’s team is so tone deaf they’ll counter this by having her come out to Vince McMahon’s music.

“He was the undertaker’s boss!”

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

meanwhile in Michigan Trump is coming out to the Undertaker's theme 😳

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@murderxbryan I call him Ellen, does that count?

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@murderxbryan With a lie like that, it’s obvious he grew up on Mancow

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@murderxbryan Oh what the fuck, man?

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I have also called Elon a dipshit a lot. This is the first thing the entire campaign that has resonated with me

[Acyn @Acyn]

Walz: Look, I won't waste all of the time. I will talk about his running mate. His running mate, Elon Musk. Elon is on that stage jumping around skipping like a dipshit.

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@tom_on_here Makes me feel bad for her

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@thesyrahpapi Going door to door talking about how he’s heard there’s a big bad wolf in the neighborhood.

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@thesyrahpapi He tore his achilles, these assholes are acting like he broke his neck or has something life-threatening. He’ll be fine even if he never plays again with his hundreds of millions.

Do they think people are booing just because of his poor play? Grow up.

Hope he goes to jail.

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I hated him the whole time. In fact, I got suspended on here for saying the guy in the second picture should’ve gotten his ass kicked in front of his kid

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@Paduch Hey why don’t you post the clip where he’s reminiscing about how big Arnold Palmer’s dick was?

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@bertovo couldn’t wait like 10 more seconds to see if you moved or not? This is why I bought shit to work out in my basement.