Alf Bett

Husband, dad | Chelsea FC supporter

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Girls will cheat on you with an unemployed dude and say “he had time for me” like I bet the fuck he did

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Algorithm ikikufikisha hapa piga RETWEET to pay tributes to our fallen Comrades🕊️

[Baron Cohen Ke🇰🇪 @cohen_baron2]

I was in a super metro matatu and a Gen z receives a call l think from the boss, the man only said, "Nakuja ama kama unaona nachelewa tafuta mtu mwingine afanye iyo kazi, wacha kunikula kichwa asubuhi" 🤣

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

Yin and Yang vs Ghana:

0 Goals/Assists
2/9 Dribbles
30 Possessions Lost
1 Shot on Goal
2/6 Accurate Crosses

SHAME RECOGNIZES SHAME 🔥🔥🔥

[Conrad Kulo @ConradKulo]

That viral clip of the guy asking if Ruto would trade one of his own children to the public for 2 million shillings is the most profound thing you will watch today. It completely exposes the sickening arrogance of state payouts. Human life isn't a budget line item.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

DStv Kenya went from 1.2M subscribers in 2024 to just 250k today. Not even the World Cup or free upgrades could save them.

Turns out when you treat customers like an ATM for years, they don’t come back when you finally decide to be nice. Premium tears !

[Henry Kabogo 💧 ❄ 🇰🇪 @Kabogo_Henry]

NTSA, this is a citizen complaint.

Blinding headlights on Kenyan roads have become a serious safety issue.

Matatus.
Boda bodas.
Buses.
Private cars.

Some vehicles are no longer using headlights. They are carrying portable suns.

Every night, drivers are forced to slow down, squint, or drive blindly because an oncoming vehicle has turned the road into a stadium.

At highway speeds, a few seconds without clear vision is enough.

Dear NTSA, do you need our help identifying these vehicles?

Because Kenyans meet them every night.

We know the routes.
We see the offenders.
We experience the danger.

Maybe giving Kenyans a better night driving experience has not been urgent enough.

But here is the interesting part:

You can actually fine them.

Maybe the revenue opportunity will finally motivate action where public complaints have failed.

Fine them. Remove unsafe modifications. Make the roads safer.

Road safety is not only about speed cameras and checkpoints.

Sometimes it starts by allowing drivers to see where they are going.

Tag NTSA.

Repost until night drivers are heard.

@ntsa_kenya

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

The most expensive mistake a man can make is being with the wrong woman. No matter your level as a man, you will pay dearly.

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

One thing about William Ruto is hes hardworking. Everyone who has worked with him knows that. Ask jalas,jaguar and fellas like bigTed. They will tell you this brukenge does not sleep. Hes always scheming. But now the problem is,Ruto works hard in the wrong direction. Anafanya bidii kuturudisha nyuma kama nchi. You know we would rather have a lazy president who does nothing, than have a hardworking thief. What a Waste!

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

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[Alf Bett @alfa_bett]

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[Nyar..Afrikah..💙🫒 @nyaboke378570]

Am sorry,but those eight girls who burnt their fellow students to death at Utumishi Academy,should be taken to the Morgue,see for themselves what they did,lock the morgue door from outside for two hrs,let them scream inside that morgue,from there, they should be shot to death 💔

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Some things You must stop blaming satan. Satan is not going around schools burning dormitories. These dormitories are being burnt by students. I say so because once upon a time I was a highschool student and I saw this transpire in real time. And this should mean something but you’re all ignorant to see. These children are rebelling. It is a call for help. And these schools will never stop being burnt unless something is changed

You have taken your children and thrown them in boarding schools like you’re punishing them. Look at the beds they sleep on,squeezed Tripple deckers. Sleeping at 10pm,waking up at 4am. To study. Ni nini hii inasomewa hivi? The chinese,the koreans dont even study this much and we cant achieve 20.% of what they have. Your children are suffering. Drinking porridge from expired maize for breakfast,Two loaves and dirty tea at 11am,Uncooked Githeri for lunch full of weavils,and uncooked ugali and Barely sliced sukumas for supper

What kind of life is this you’re giving your children. They are in prison,literally. They’re mentally broken. They miss their parents,they miss their homes,and they miss freedom. Remember this are children. If there is anyone to blame it is you the parents. It is you who have pressured these Teachers and Management to ‘rise the school meanscore’ because you’re obsessed with reputations.

Stop blaming satan for your failures. Boarding schools must be modified to friendlier learning institutions and not lockdown prisons whereby everyday students wake up regretting their lives.

Or They continue to burn these schools and some of your children will unfortunately perish in the chaos. Stop blaming satan! I am her advocate on this one

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: Xabi Alonso has accepted to become Chelsea next manager, HERE WE GO! 🔵🔜

The agreement is set to be completed.

#CFC prepare official announcement for the upcoming days, but Xabi said YES. 💣

[Jomba @mwabilimwagodi2]

The boda boda guy who took me around polling centers in Emurua Dikirr the whole day, when we came back to Mogondo at 8pm and we started looking for a hotel for me tukakosa, took me to his single room akaniambia nitalala hapo yeye ataenda kwa baba yake.
Kipsigis hospitality.

[Juma G 🇰🇪 @jumaf3]

I have never understood the science of leaving your husband as the wife, because of other chicks only to end up sleeping with other married men... Si ungebaki tu na nugu yako where you are the main one? Ama? Why go practice what make you leave? 🤔