Andy Mahoney

Tech geek with an addicted to rusty things on wheels. Entrepreneur and investor in AI and mixed reality technologies.

Chairman of Redbourn Rovers Football Club

[Redbourn_Rovers_FootballClub @RedbournRovers]

It’s our family fun day this Saturday. Gates open at 1pm - all welcome!

Redbourn Rovers v Old Bradwell United

Lords Builders Merchants Stadium
Pancake Lane
Leverstock Green
HP24NQ

[Andy Mahoney @alfaandy81]

@RedbournRovers Good luck boys.

The next chapter for @RedbournRovers

Let’s go! 💪🏼

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵 The agreement between Chelsea and Granit Xhaka on personal terms is guaranteed.

Xhaka is driving the move personally as he wants #CFC, wants to reunite with Xabi Alonso and wants to live in London.

Deal depends on the clubs.

🎥 https://t.co/i1adjykerw

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

Como have made £23.3m offer to Chelsea for Trevoh Chalobah, according to Sky in Italy 🚨

Chelsea are asking for a total package of around £30m.

[Ashley @AshleyDCan]

people who root for the failure of others will always be spiritually poor

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

BORIS JOHNSON spent £7,847 of OUR MONEY on just booze
at his Brexit party at No 10 on January 31st 2020

Govt has tried to block giving out this information for TWO YEARS

I am beyond fuming 😡
Are you?

RT
@DailyMirror
https://t.co/DkoZOunlwR

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

A prime minister with four luxury homes and a chancellor who dodged stamp duty on seven flats are planning to subject rough sleepers to fines of £2500 or time in prison. That's all you need to know.

[Matt Le Tissier ✝️ @mattletiss7]

Someone posted this on Facebook...so true!

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
It's time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Cooking Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Goods and Services Tax (GST)
Death Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Income Tax
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Heating Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Lighting Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Mortgage Tax
Pension Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Real Estate Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
Telephone Tax
Value Added Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Tax (VAT) on Tax.
And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax!

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world... We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class,a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money?
Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges....
And we all know what we think of Bankers.

I hope this goes around the UK at least 1,000,000,000 times!!!

YOU can help it get there!

[Dr_Gingerballs @Dr_Gingerballs]

Haven't updated this in awhile. MEME7 as a percent of $SPX. Still going strong just under 28%. The market cap of these companies in aggregate have grown 5% more than their revenue each year for over 5 years, making them at least 28% overvalued.

This time is different.

[Pi-Fi @gherkinit]

The bond market gets it, but do you?

[Jim Cramer @jimcramer]

Nasty beginning to the bitcoin selloff. Someone's probably going to try to make a stand here but as we said last night you can't have an asset double in value by hundreds of billions of dollars in anticipation of an ETF and then almost no one shows up

[Markets & Mayhem @Mayhem4Markets]

1) After the Great Financial Crisis. November 20th, 2008 until January 6th, 2009:

A 24.2% return in just 47 days! 😯

After that the market collapsed, losing 27.6%.

It ultimately bottomed on March 9th, 2009 at about 666 on the S&P 500.

[Markets & Mayhem @Mayhem4Markets]

There were two head-fake S&P 500 'bull markets' in the last 22 years 🧵

1) After the Dot Com bust. September 21st, 2001 until January 4th, 2002:

A 21.4% return over just 105 days! 😯

Then the market rolled over and made new lows, falling 32% by July 23rd, 2002.

and ... 👇

[Jamie Carragher @Carra23]

Todd said he would be different to Roman 😂😂

I feel for Graham Potter, but it was inevitable. You don’t change Tuchel for Potter. Ridiculous decision to start with.

[Andy Mahoney @alfaandy81]

@talkSPORT Yes, 10 games too late

[Andy Mahoney @alfaandy81]

@Mrjamieohara1 Potter to spurs

[Andy Mahoney @alfaandy81]

Finally @ChelseaFC

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🚨 BREAKING: Graham Potter has been sacked by Chelsea.

“Chelsea would like to thank Graham for all his efforts and contribution and wish him well for the future”, club statement announces.

[Parody Ken Clarke @MrKennethClarke]

The EU price cap on gas is £37 per mega watt hour.

The UK is £263.79 per mega watt hour.

A Brexit dividend for energy companies shareholders.

#Brexit

[Andy Mahoney @alfaandy81]

@lululemonslayer Yes please

[Andy Berman @berman66]

Met with the CFO of a multi-billion dollar tech startup this weekend.

He told me every smart CFO he knows is cutting office space to reduce burn instead of firing employees.

Pretty simple choice IMO: