Alfalfa

Every day is a mid-life crisis

[Alfalfa @alfalfadarling]

@Liberal__AF @Kalinaked @GeorgiaMJagger Did you know young women don’t have to have the same political views as their STEP parents?? Last time I checked we can’t control who our parents marry. But sure, blame the child... how progressive

[Alfalfa @alfalfadarling]

@DoreenManzi @GeorgiaMJagger I think that’s the point??

[Alfalfa @alfalfadarling]

Light and L are fucking forever in heaven right now, and I’m here for it

[Alfalfa @alfalfadarling]

This

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The love that he killed keeps coming back and haunting me. Am I wasting all of your time and all my cute days on regrets?

[Alfalfa @alfalfadarling]

Welcome to them mansionsss

[Alfalfa @alfalfadarling]

Please don’t stop poppin that pussy baby

[Alfalfa @alfalfadarling]

Milk is sketchy

[Alfalfa @alfalfadarling]

Skip intro bbyyy

[Alfalfa @alfalfadarling]

U fkn luv it

[Alfalfa @alfalfadarling]

@kirstendunst Loves it bby

[Alfalfa @alfalfadarling]

Xoxox

[Alfalfa @alfalfadarling]

I wish it was Christmastime. But I will never feel the sadness I felt at The Grove that day ever again. Never ever ever. Ever

[Alfalfa @alfalfadarling]

And for a second, everything is okay 🥰

[Alfalfa @alfalfadarling]

I’m really high thinking about Alicia Florrick

[Alfalfa @alfalfadarling]

let’s meet up in our dreams 2nite x

[Alfalfa @alfalfadarling]

Kinda obsessed xoxoxoxoxox

[Alfalfa @alfalfadarling]

Alf Alf Slims ! # U already know tho

[Alfalfa @alfalfadarling]

well there u go again telling me where i belong. u kept me on the bench, don’t think I can play strong.

[Alfalfa @alfalfadarling]

break up w/ ur girlfriend, i'm bored.

[Alfalfa @alfalfadarling]

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