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[OPUK™ @ItsOpuk]

Mimi naisha bana

[👣Ghost @luigi_capelo]

Her : mbona umeniita game na uko bench?
Me : nilikua nataka uone mi si player

[Mzee Mzima ,EGH 🇰🇪 @Just_memeKe]

Laikipia residents after 2 weeks

[underrated @Nestroytimo]

How I show up for my accountant interview

[➀（ ͜.人 ͜.） @Za_Kimotho]

Captain Save America 😂😂

[CHEQUEMATE 🥭 @EngFelix_035]

"Kama bei ni moja, nitolee hii"

[T-Bg @_iamtbag]

Netflix after helping you spell a movie they don't have

[Hunter ♐ @eleven_KE]

Nishike washing machine ama nitafute bibi?

[IRAN EMBASSY in KENYA @IRANinKENYA]

Kenyans are on board. Thank you all

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

When you are in the middle of talking to a 10/10 nurse and the doctor interrupts to ask if you wanna see your newborn son

[NZ ☄️ @CodeByNZ]

Mom : "I want to buy my son a PC to learn programming (HTML)"

Me : "Intel i9 14th Gen, 32 GB Ram Invidia RTX 4090, 2TB SSD"

Sales man :

[Miss Glo💫 @GlorySereti]

Your pastors keeping silent for 2 minutes to appear logical

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

My dad finding out I drive to the gym, just to walk on a treadmill.

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

Wrote a book called "how to save " and those who bought it found no word coz l was saving ink

[arnold_king🤴 @iamarnoldworld]

But do we still have people who still buy data in 2026?

[Champ✨ @Ib_ra_himm]

In a court of justice, both parties know the truth... it is the judge who is on trial.