Noodle

Transmasc They/He • 22 • Artist • BLSKY: Alfirmitive • The creature @reissecupalt • pfp @creamy_roux

[♠️ Spade ♠️ @70fSpades]

Hi, I'm doing a raffle! It costs nothing to join (aside from like a minute of your time), and you might win some free art! I'll put my other socials in the replies in case you maybe want to have a better shot at winning 😉😉 (it's not required though!)

Dm me with any questions!

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Made a bluesky acc under the same name. My acc here will probably permanently die with the exception of DMing artists for commissions

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@danyellarenae @Steph2Dogs @DeaconBlues0 That’s fucking wild lmao, it’s almost like you should research this big of a decision before deciding.

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@AltericJ @ShilohBat Metallica is like one of the most popular metal bands ever, it’s not really surprising for anyone to know their most popular song

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@Andrew18608683 @horrorfaerie @TheFreelyAshley @admirephil That’s Ariana Grande dumbass 💀💀💀

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@Damm_Nerd @Jacksepticeye I break and enter and can’t work at McDonalds ever again but for some reason this guy is allowed to run a whole ass country.

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@JustAPatGuy @Damm_Nerd @Jacksepticeye Hi.
Convicted - having been declared guilty of a criminal offense by the verdict of a jury or the decision of a judge.
You’re welcome.

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@RobertEmch076 @Damm_Nerd @Jacksepticeye What your family will no longer pay in groceries will instead pay in taxes, enjoy your consequences! :)

[×͜× Rokhaya ⸆⸉ ໑̣ @RokhaLovesHS]

for real, america can’t be real

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@Cevtrix @MalewifeEnjoyer AI wouldn’t make a small mistake like that it’d be WAY bigger, that’s just artists doing artist things

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@MalewifeEnjoyer At least give her 4 arms if you’re gonna do this shit.

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@wh0reallyycares @ax_angelo @BadMedicalTakes Bait, and really bad bait at that. I don’t know how people fall for this shit it’s wild

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@ax_angelo @BadMedicalTakes Bait used to be believable

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@snepyeen @zenohyeeno She didn’t put that woman in the male prison, she was already in one- BUT, regardless of all the shit she’s done, she is our (assuming you’re queer, I didn’t check your profile) best chance at surviving. The alternative is MUCH worse. I’m not American but it’ll affect me too.

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@jodibumbum @chyvak34 @cybrp1nkk If you look close it does in fact have panty detail- so yea 💀

[polyfil puppy θ∆ 🐀 @Nachiebree]

@nephyrus @ingotrain the most annoying "typing quirk" I've encountered day to day is when people try to "bring back" the þ (thorn) as a replacement for "th"

yeah it has a history but please. just let þ stay dead

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@Nitr0gen_Shark @SouthpauzArt It’d be more equal to her missing like half her finger

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@TheBossMan1997 @HarrisSuum9832 @SouthpauzArt It’s almost like you said her art was bad or something

[krimson @krimsonkrimson]

"doesn't harm the dog" but you removed all his skin, muscles, and organs for this???