Alfonso Macias

I like to read, I like numbers, Illinois-native. Mexican-American & more.

[Nandre @Nan_dre_]

If you stream yourself driving and reading chat you should face criminal charges. Easily could have killed someone.

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

"Back-to-back weeks Miami is in a situation where it comes down to replay and you question if the officials are getting the calls correct. I do not know by the definition of the rulebook, how that is not targeting."

- Brock Osweiler

[Alfonso Macias @alfmg424]

@reecewardd_ Have you seen Suarez’s header??

[Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell]

Do her parents know she’s texting you?

[Andy Specht @AndySpecht]

SCOOP:

As Helene approached N.C., Gov. Roy Cooper asked top officials for emergency powers as he mobilized response efforts.

Every Council of State member voted yes, except one:

Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson, who didn’t respond to the request at all. #ncpol
https://t.co/LRi9W6Yigs

[Bruce Bartlett @BruceBartlett]

They say there are no atheists in foxholes. I bet there aren't many libertarians in a flood waiting for the free market to rescue them.

[𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @SundaeDivine]

"If you don't want your tax dollars to help the poor, then stop saying you want a country based on Christian values, because you don't.”

- Jimmy Carter

[Anti-Social Extrovert @SirAnklePick]

Hey @Verizon - fuck you for keeping us in the dark and pretending you are not having a nationwide outage you piece of shit company

[Matt Forte @MattForte22]

Y’all are absolutely right! Undisciplined play reflects bad practice habits

[Peter Larsen @PeterLarsen_01]

Rio Ferdinand is now so embarrassed by Man United he is denying ever playing for them

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

No citizen, in the entire history of the United States, has ever tried to divide the nation more than this man. Hate won't win.

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

We live in an age with a high bar for HOLY SH*T political story and this leaps over that bar with ease.

[Noah Smith 🐇🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @Noahpinion]

Agreed. How dare people who weren't born in the U.S. get involved in American politics!!!

[Ranch Devereaux @theJacko]

Pronouncing Chappell Roan like Dave Chappelle until she learns how to say Kamala’s name correctly

[Mark Potash @MarkPotash]

Six of the candidates for the #Bears' offensive coordinator position were hired as an OC in the NFL. The early update ... 🤔

[BigBlueWaveUSA2026® 🇺🇸🌊🇺🇦 @BigBlueWaveUSA]

Brett Favre may or may not have Parkinson's. It's irrelevant. It's a play for sympathy. What's relevant is he was a major player in a welfare scandal. He stole $1.1M from the very poorest people in Mississippi and still owes $739K.

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

okay literally one of the funniest shows ever made

[Chicano Marine 🇲🇽🇺🇸💙 @elchicanomarine]

Republicans being better on the economy is a myth. It’s time people wake up.