Alfons

17 • German Rocket Scientist, Formerly Deceased

[Alfons @alfonshei]

I'm discontinuing this account but it was fun while it lasted, thank you to everyone who made submissions or interacted with this account ❤️

[Alfons @alfonshei]

Thank you Anon, this is really cute. I wanted to post this anyways, I hope that’s okay. I’ve been busy but otherwise well.

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Edward used the last of the jam…

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@realfoolmetall Don’t flatter yourself

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@noahcos_rp You’ve never been wrong a day in your life

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@cosphonseIRL Okay… I accept my fate…

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@cosphonseIRL Thank you… I have the sauce :)

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@cosphonseIRL But that’s Eastern Europe!

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@cosphonseIRL I do have it…

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@cosphonseIRL Did you know I’m actually a slight bit Slavic? How’s that for normal?

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@cosphonseIRL I have style and confidence!

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@cosphonseIRL What does “with the sauce” mean, actually?

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@cosphonseIRL But I’m a white boy! With the sauce!

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@cosphonseIRL It’s not my fault I’m white!

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@cosphonseIRL Even me? 😰

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@cosphonseIRL You’re welcome

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@cosphonseIRL I appreciate Mexico 🇲🇽

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@royriako @cosward1923 You got it

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@cosward1923 @royriako Come on, it would be a little funny