Late Night With Shimmy Alan

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[Late Night With Shimmy Alan @alfonso3009]

My belief is greater than your doubt

[Late Night With Shimmy Alan @alfonso3009]

@Whyismynameroy 😂😂😂😂

[Late Night With Shimmy Alan @alfonso3009]

“Oh she looks beautiful does she!!??”

Girl look, you literally told me the reason why you started going on dates with me is cause you love how I found the beauty in everything 😂

[Late Night With Shimmy Alan @alfonso3009]

Bruh so I tried the whole “just look at their personality” thing.. it was wholesome for like 3 weeks, but sheesh yo

[Late Night With Shimmy Alan @alfonso3009]

I saw someone post a honorary 9/11 workout routine on their story today… not to be a dick or anything but they definitely were working on they explosiveness

[Late Night With Shimmy Alan @alfonso3009]

I might make her wait, but I won’t keep her waiting

[Late Night With Shimmy Alan @alfonso3009]

Some days bruh I really could care less about happiness and more about results.

Better days ahead of course

[Late Night With Shimmy Alan @alfonso3009]

Every relationship I was in I was willing to go the distance, now they just tell long stories of why they came up short
tsss

[justin @justinsagenius]

It’s embarrassing to fw someone harder then they fwu.

[Late Night With Shimmy Alan @alfonso3009]

@macjonesspam 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Late Night With Shimmy Alan @alfonso3009]

@maikvitashvili Where’s the lie though😂

[Late Night With Shimmy Alan @alfonso3009]

Her: I’m not like other people
My mind: you sleep, you need oxygen and food to stay alive, you go to the bathroom like everyone else..
My mouth: yea, you so different, I never been around anyone like you before

[Late Night With Shimmy Alan @alfonso3009]

@aamxoxoxo Nah just my girl when the restaurant gets my order wrong lmao 😂

[Late Night With Shimmy Alan @alfonso3009]

@Supanova_ @cruelsantino Technically since Subaru boys is in another world both albums are the best albums to ever exist.. Mandy just exists in this worlds time line. We both right 🤙🏾

[Late Night With Shimmy Alan @alfonso3009]

@Supanova_ @cruelsantino Right here dawg, Subaru world was quite literally otherworldly. I made so many memories with Mandy and the Jungle that I don’t want to admit Subaru world is better yet😭

[Malcolm Carey @Mrcarey2Kool]

Hard to link with ppl for me lately, what they call fun I call distractions.

[Late Night With Shimmy Alan @alfonso3009]

I feel like if Tucker Carlson said the N-word during a show, Fox might actually pay for his next vacation lmao.

[Late Night With Shimmy Alan @alfonso3009]

I don’t think people realize how close we are to WW3… not saying it’s definite buttt just know I’m not going… my MyPlayer needs me and we on a 32 game win streak.

[rose ☕️🌼💻 @icedcortado_]

Barista hot take of the day

The person in line behind you can afford their Starbucks. End the pay it forward chain and tip the baristas instead.

[Late Night With Shimmy Alan @alfonso3009]

@macjonesspam GENIUS

[Late Night With Shimmy Alan @alfonso3009]

@macjonesspam Exactly 😂

[Late Night With Shimmy Alan @alfonso3009]

Sometimes I fear that Kanye knows too much and that’s why we think he’s crazy.. other times I fear he knows too much and he just acts crazy to deter the consequences.. there is rarely a time I believe he knows nothing. You don’t make over a decade billy being stupid.