Alfonso Sanders

[Alfonso Sanders @alfonsoyanuts]

@bulk_guy Glasnow built up to 80. If he goes 5 would they really use a bulk? Fresh pen

[Alfonso Sanders @alfonsoyanuts]

@BianchiWeather @DENAirport Was it lifted?

[Alfonso Sanders @alfonsoyanuts]

@PardonMyTake

[Alfonso Sanders @alfonsoyanuts]

@yo_cc5 @mattlindner I’ll take em brah

[Alfonso Sanders @alfonsoyanuts]

@MurrayHillGuy1 Make sure you got D1 college basketball on that resume

[Alfonso Sanders @alfonsoyanuts]

@scott_m_powell @AST_SpaceMobile Scoop me from PCB?

[Alfonso Sanders @alfonsoyanuts]

@XavierEdmonds14 @TCUBasketball LETS GOOOO

[Alfonso Sanders @alfonsoyanuts]

@swampist Coming for Jazz fest I’m in

[Alfonso Sanders @alfonsoyanuts]

Why was the Duke goaltender never reviewed? @GeneSteratore

[TCU Football @TCUFootball]

LookWhatYouMadeMeDo.mp4

[Dallas Stars @DallasStars]

No danger. Carry on, y'all.

[Alfonso Sanders @alfonsoyanuts]

@MsAmericanpie9 @WallStreetApes Weather looks pretty good

[Cernovich @Cernovich]

Shitlib: Fauci never said the vaccine would stop the transmission of Covid.

RFK Jr: I saw a video yesterday let me show it to you.

Shitlibs in unison: LA LA LA LALA WE CANT HEAR YOU

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

It is now officially ELECTION DAY! This will be the most important day in American History.

Voter enthusiasm is THROUGH THE ROOF because people want to Make America Great Again. That means lines are going to be long!

I need you to deliver your vote no matter how long it takes. STAY IN LINE!

The Radical Communist Democrats want you to pack up and go home.

Together, we are going to have a tremendous victory and MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

[Robert F. Kennedy Jr @RobertKennedyJr]

The Democrats, who claim to be all about health care have stood by watching other countries ban these poisons that make our kids sick. Enough is enough. President Trump and I are going to stop the mass poisoning of American children.

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

spotter saved that dude’s life and he had no idea lmao

[Brian Beers @brianbeers]

Unrealized capital gains 101:

You bought 100 shares of Zoom stock in Jan 2020 for $75 per share

Ends year at $350 per share but you didn’t sell giving you an unrealized gain $27.5k

Under Kamala’s plan you owe $6,875 in taxes (25% of $27.5k)

But you didn’t sell so you don’t have the cash. you pay taxes out of savings

You continue to hold until August 2024. Finally sell for $60 per share

You LOST $1,500 on the stock PLUS you paid the taxes on the $27.5k of “gains” you never actually received since they evaporated

The initial tax proposal is only targeting $100M+ but that’s just the start. It opens the gates to lower the threshold whenever they choose

Before you know it every person who owns a stock is paying this tax

People stop buying stocks. Companies have less capital to invest into new products and develop technology

Economy tanks. Jobs lost

What a joyful future

[Alfonso Sanders @alfonsoyanuts]

@mcfrog

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

He finally met his match 🤣