🪓 Alfred F. Williams

representative of America. and the one above it.
dm for inquiries.
I'm just like I've always been .

[🪓 Alfred F. Williams @alfredfwilliams]

#hetatwt #parodytwt
From a universe in which Alfred tragically dies, and it's up to Matthew to fill in the role.

He's bitter, blunt and exhausted constantly, be warned

[🪓 Alfred F. Williams @alfredfwilliams]

Probably.

[ᯓ★Ｄｅａｄ ｍａｎ 𝙹𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 @DEADBOYHAUNTING]

would you still have done it if you knew i'd be by your side, haunting you until mad?

[🪓 Alfred F. Williams @alfredfwilliams]

@HaidaMaru I would appreciate this, if you don't mind! It's been very chaotic in the white house as of late.

[🪓 Alfred F. Williams @alfredfwilliams]

I wish someone would give me a hand with these papers... handling two countries is a lot harder than I thought!

[🪓 Alfred F. Williams @alfredfwilliams]

That too probably

[ᯓ★Ｄｅａｄ ｍａｎ 𝙹𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 @DEADBOYHAUNTING]

i thought its because france didnt love him lowk doe

[🪓 Alfred F. Williams @alfredfwilliams]

???? Slaughtered again? You pushed me to this. You pushed me to all of this. You make me nauseous.

[ᯓ★Ｄｅａｄ ｍａｎ 𝙹𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 @DEADBOYHAUNTING]

h ok hi i was slaughtered again. anyway... this is your fault . dont blame me because i was the favorite!

[🪓 Alfred F. Williams @alfredfwilliams]

?

You there, bud? Why so quiet now?

[ᯓ★Ｄｅａｄ ｍａｎ 𝙹𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 @DEADBOYHAUNTING]

BRO YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF WITH YOUR STUPID JEALOUSY, JUST BECAUSE IM BETTER DOESNT MEAN YOU GET TO kI

.

[🪓 Alfred F. Williams @alfredfwilliams]

America's PR agents run it like the navy. What possibly could've made them this afraid of unhinged comments leaking out? I wonder. 😐

[🪓 Alfred F. Williams @alfredfwilliams]

Unfortunately SOMEONE has run me completely dry with work and wasted time. Go meditate, it's good for you. I'm busy.

[ᯓ★Ｄｅａｄ ｍａｎ 𝙹𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 @DEADBOYHAUNTING]

ughh i dont know! make those snakry comebacks how you use to or something! keep talking to me, asshole! i dont want to hear the silence, fuck!!!!!

[🪓 Alfred F. Williams @alfredfwilliams]

What do you expect me to say to "I'm still an unbearable asshole"? "That's great, Jones!" "What a wonderful character!"

[ᯓ★Ｄｅａｄ ｍａｎ 𝙹𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 @DEADBOYHAUNTING]

silence... o k

[🪓 Alfred F. Williams @alfredfwilliams]

I suddenly understand why Arthur loves drinking so much. If I had to deal with Jones every day I'd resort to it too.
In other news, does anyone have any maple-flavored whiskey?

[🪓 Alfred F. Williams @alfredfwilliams]

🫩

[ᯓ★Ｄｅａｄ ｍａｎ 𝙹𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 @DEADBOYHAUNTING]

well durrrr its not like my personality and hatred for you vanished

[🪓 Alfred F. Williams @alfredfwilliams]

It's charming to see you're just as egotistical and selfish in death as you were in life, Jones. I guess I'll go do all the heavy lifting. As usual.

[ᯓ★Ｄｅａｄ ｍａｎ 𝙹𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 @DEADBOYHAUNTING]

man i dont care about papa right now, all i care about is making you go insane, i want your head to be filled with the sounds of my screams and i want to drive you mad with them. i hate you matthew

[🪓 Alfred F. Williams @alfredfwilliams]

Don't you have anything better to do??? Wasting all of your time harassing me instead of comforting papa feels a bit selfish.

[ᯓ★Ｄｅａｄ ｍａｎ 𝙹𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 @DEADBOYHAUNTING]

my neck kinda hurts hmm i wonder why @alfredfwilliams

[🪓 Alfred F. Williams @alfredfwilliams]

You died of mysterious circumstances.
I had no part in it.

[ᯓ★Ｄｅａｄ ｍａｎ 𝙹𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 @DEADBOYHAUNTING]

then why am i dead, you bastard??

[🪓 Alfred F. Williams @alfredfwilliams]

I've been on my best manners, actually.

[ᯓ★Ｄｅａｄ ｍａｎ 𝙹𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 @DEADBOYHAUNTING]

you're doing a good job at being a jerk🙄

[🪓 Alfred F. Williams @alfredfwilliams]

@flyingmintbunxo ??????

[🪓 Alfred F. Williams @alfredfwilliams]

I hope I'm doing a good job. I doubt I am.

[🪓 Alfred F. Williams @alfredfwilliams]

@HaidaMaru Not quite, no. It's just various piles on my desk for now.

[ᅠᅠᅠ𝒎onster. @lovedclaws]

i've let it simmer, i've let it fester. now my anger is all i am, all i'll ever be.

[۟ @sidereumnoxe]

⠀i am incapable of being human.
i am incapable of being inhuman.