Alfred the Nerd

Just a gassy four eyed dweeb looking to nerdify and be bullied by other fellas. DMs open! Send in nerds throughout history you’d like to see! Or let’s chat

[Alfred the Nerd @alfredthenerd]

Gonna try and start reposting some of my old content in hopes of transforming more of you into four-eyed wedgie dorks

[Alfred the Nerd @alfredthenerd]

@flwedgiefan1 It was! You’ll get your chance!

[Alfred the Nerd @alfredthenerd]

I got to go to a nerds vs bullies party friday night and spent a good 15 seconds suspended in the air by a powerful wedgie. A marvelous experience.

[Alfred the Nerd @alfredthenerd]

@Daddy87311151 Absolutely positutley

[Alfred the Nerd @alfredthenerd]

@kurquzi You too can live out your fantasies!

[Alfred the Nerd @alfredthenerd]

@kjtwwsub If you believe you can acheive

[Alfred the Nerd @alfredthenerd]

Gonna try and start reposting some of my old content in hopes of transforming more of you into four-eyed wedgie dorks

[Alfred the Nerd @alfredthenerd]

Digging up vintage dreamboats

[Alfred the Nerd @alfredthenerd]

Yes I’m thinkiny about how hot Mike Teavee’s Dad was

[Alfred the Nerd @alfredthenerd]

An oldie but goodie

[Cookie Bandit @PaddedBandit]

H-hey guys? This is really funny and all but c-could you let me out now… please?

[Alfred the Nerd @alfredthenerd]

@gothbully97 Greetings and Salutations Sir!

[Alfred the Nerd @alfredthenerd]

Been sitting in a chair wedgie for almost 20 minutes. Gosh how I’ve missed this.

[Alfred the Nerd @alfredthenerd]

Me and who

[Alfred the Nerd @alfredthenerd]

What if I told you all this account was AlfredTheNerd and I was going to make a comeback

[Alfred the Nerd @alfredthenerd]

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