alfred

Lord, don’t slow me down.

[alfred @alfrepz55]

https://t.co/IS7wCmshIL

[Santi Motorizado @SantiagoCorazon]

Necesito un Chipa guazú, urgente

[Luquita @Urbiet4]

LA SANGRE GUARANI. DIFERENTE A LAS DEMAS 🇵🇾❤️.

[alfred @alfrepz55]

LTA @maxibiancucchi7

[Fortaleza Granate @fortalezagrana]

En la voz de @yojulifernandez, uno de los nuestros, el penal de José María Canale que volvió a convertirse en héroe, esta vez de su selección paraguaya, para eliminar a Alemania del Mundial.

📹 @DSportsAR

[Quilmes Cerveza @Quilmes_Cerveza]

Que la sigan chipando.

Aguante hermanos paraguayos, @pilsenpy 🍻

[MatchReport @MatchReportH]

🚨🇵🇾 Zlatan Ibrahimović: “Paraguay Didn’t Make History—They Took It.”

“People love to talk about history, but history doesn’t protect you when the whistle blows. Germany arrived carrying four World Cups, decades of success and a reputation that intimidates almost every opponent. Paraguay didn’t care about any of that. They came to write their own chapter, and now they will be remembered as the first nation ever to eliminate Germany on penalties in a World Cup knockout match. That is not luck—that is courage.”

“Everyone expected Germany to find a way. They had the possession, they had the chances, they even thought they had found the winning goal before VAR took it away. Then came the penalty shootout, where pressure separates men from legends. Paraguay never blinked. They stood there, looked Germany in the eye and refused to surrender. That’s the mentality I respect more than anything.”

“People will spend days debating the VAR decision or the missed penalty, but football doesn’t remember excuses. It remembers winners. Paraguay didn’t ask for sympathy, they didn’t ask anyone to believe in them. They earned everything with discipline, sacrifice and absolute belief. Every tackle, every block, every save and every penalty carried the weight of a nation that refused to accept defeat.”

“I also have to give enormous credit to Orlando Gill. Goalkeepers dream of nights like this. He gave his defenders confidence, frustrated Germany for 120 minutes and then became even bigger in the shootout. Those are performances that change careers forever. The entire back line defended like warriors because they trusted the man behind them.”

“This victory is bigger than reaching the next round. Generations of Paraguayan players will grow up knowing that this team achieved something no other country had ever done. They stood on the biggest stage in football and defeated Germany in a World Cup penalty shootout. That record belongs to Paraguay forever. Nobody can erase it.”

“Germany will recover because great football nations always do. But tonight belongs to Paraguay. They didn’t beat Germany with fear, they beat them with belief. And when a small football nation believes harder than a giant, history changes. That’s exactly what happened tonight.”

#GERPAR

[Embajada del Paraguay en Qatar @embaparqatar]

¡Qatar celebra la Independencia del Paraguay! ✨🇵🇾🇶🇦✨

El edificio más alto de Doha, The Torch, y el icónico Hotel Sheraton se iluminan con la bandera paraguaya para homenajear a nuestro país por las #FiestasPatrias.

@PresidenciaPy @mreparaguay @IPParaguay

[alfred @alfrepz55]

Hay un super poder últimamente infravalorado, el de poner el punto y coma en el lugar exacto al redactar un mail. Chat GPT no cuenta.

[TheLucx @ImTheLucx]

La vuelta olímpica de Olimpia:

[ccpresos @ccpresos]

Saben que pasó? @BrunoPont recibió órdenes de no mostrar cómo Gherardi Filártiga anda impune por la vida dándole órdenes a su empleado Eliseo Gaona. Un tipo con antecedentes por homicidio, blanqueado por la APF y la Conmebol para ir al Mundial de paseo.

[Rock&Pop Paraguay @rockandpop955]

Se re pudrió todo😳

#RockandPop #LaGranJugada

[Eduardo Scandellari @Rubito1912]

La barra del 79 para la policía y la prensa!

[alfred @alfrepz55]

Andate a la puta @BrunoPont

[Juez Central @Juezcentral]

Chapita, Chapita, Chapita. Hola Torero, como estás Torero. Shileno, Shilenooo. El Bussshhiiitooo. Marteeeeeeeeeeen. Extraordinario, estupendo, fantástico José Luis Félix Chilavert.

Grande por siempre, Marcelo Araujo.

[Tendencias en Deportes @TendenciaDepor]

"Cerro Porteño"

Porque le rompió bien el orto por 4-3 a Guaraní por la Copa de Primera de Paraguay. Se hacían los pijudos por haberse cogido a Olimpia que es la putita del torneo y hoy le entregaron la cola a Cerro, alta putita el Cacique.

[Isaac Penayo @isaac_Penayoo]

La pija de aliseda entrando al estadio

[Ivancho @ivan_martinez92]

Me habla un olimputo

Automáticamente yo:

[alfred @alfrepz55]

@Mardequitos Culo roto

[Fer Mendoza @Fertotote]

Para los alérgicos 🤧🤧🤧🤧