Miranda

Its more likely that you'd find me if you came out here and went camping. Miranda. Outdoor Educator, so catch me working seasonals. ✌

[Miranda @alfrescooo]

Me: *Doesn't text back for 3 hours*
"Sorry I got distracted watching dog videos and then I fell asleep."
#sorrynotsorry

[Miranda @alfrescooo]

And covid dependent bc I am a conscious bitch.

[Miranda @alfrescooo]

Do I backpack Europe or go on a road trip around the US?

[Miranda @alfrescooo]

I mean this is only happening if I have the money bc I am a broke bitch.

[Miranda @alfrescooo]

Anyways here are the photos of me getting evacuated from the woods

[Miranda @alfrescooo]

Also how do I not gain weight during this????? Im really ober it and it's only been 3 days

[Miranda @alfrescooo]

How do people who break their legs and can't put weight on them do anything????

[Miranda @alfrescooo]

Like im getting surgery Monday and ill either have 2 weeks or 8 weeks with no weight and I cant continue to do this. Its so hard.

[Miranda @alfrescooo]

I also got punched and kicked my a kid thag shift so we really had a good week.

[Miranda @alfrescooo]

Life update: I shattered my fibula and had to be evacuted from the woods on my last shift at work.

[Jake Foushee @JakeFoushee]

It’s a beautiful day in the simulation

[Miranda @alfrescooo]

bc it's also an hour and a half away so rip me.

[Miranda @alfrescooo]

So I'm going to an outdoor indie concert at a brewery next Friday but it's also the day of my second vaccine. I really hope I don't get those side effects...

[Miranda @alfrescooo]

I'm just gonna get the shot later in the day and hope it hits afterwards lololol

[Miranda @alfrescooo]

*I did not get the septum in my friends kitchen.

[Miranda @alfrescooo]

Also life update i got my septum pierced and a tattoo in my friends kitchen last Friday.

[Miranda @alfrescooo]

Listen all the girls i want to match with on tinder dont match me...
But with the boys its a different story.
Like why can't that be switched.

[Miranda @alfrescooo]

The days after drinking where you just spend the whole day watching movies and napping on the couch. Those are my favorite.

[Miranda @alfrescooo]

Hi. I took this at the dentist this morning and I feel it describes my life lately.

[Miranda @alfrescooo]

Also had a bit of a shake after dinner do im sure thats not helping either.

[Miranda @alfrescooo]

I ate a burger today and thags the most meat I've eaten in like 8 months and my stomach is not happy.