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Thanks @Keithmitchvegas for the neat tour gizmos and swag. We love ‘em. This one reminds me a little of the #starwars medical #droid. #fx7 https://t.co/pnhVwmX7Xf

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#burningbeard was #lit last night at The Queen in Wilmington, DE #clutchofficial #clutchbobdtour @ The Queen https://t.co/WuYw6U3bOT

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@tmorello I totally read that wrong and for a brief, not-yet-caffeinated moment, I imagined an ice skating show, like Snoopy on ICE or something.. need more coffee

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If your best argument to justify crap behavior is “where was the outrage when _____did that?”
you need to reassess the core of the problem.
The outrage was probably there, but maybe you were on the other side of it.
More conversation
Less conniption #conversationsnotconniptions

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@JoshuaHawkward @LionizeMusic I have that EP. It's on the the B-side of "She's So (heavy)"

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@oslOslo lies! Photo thief! Haha

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@HoS_Burbank I can only assume so. He's a superhero and those tyrannosaur teeth are soft foam

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@npfallon throwing down with Teenage Time Killers tonight at the Fonda theater in LA #clutch #coc… https://t.co/oIs8sLuQ8x

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@stevenormanreal thanking me for my work on my last show in Sicily.. At least I'm pretty sure that's… https://t.co/p9q4MmyVLR

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@realmartinkemp

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@British_Airways 7 days luggage lost and then mangled upon return.. Nice

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Our roadcrew playing Flightcase Tetris. https://t.co/0QRf17uGQo

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@Alitalia your corporate apology does nothing to appease me. The condescending attitude at the gate has still won today. Try harder

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@Alitalia your " customer service " sucks. Rude, and condescending. Gate 3 AZ 602 to New York

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@Alitalia fail. Check-in takes money, promises services, gate refuses paid services and insults customer.

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@Sword_solos started off amazing.. Ended terrible

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@clutchofficial npfallon 5/24/13 Rocklahoma http://t.co/Ob52RM4jhK

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@osloslo ..lurking in the wings http://t.co/RvlIxvUUeY

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@osloslo @merch_czar http://t.co/8oNUKsnUdF

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#thisisnotthedrummeryourelookingfor http://t.co/1Y1rpDt14N